DarkKnight1 said: That Ivory floats.
Dove disappears too fast. Irish Spring is too damn strong. Dial doesnt call anyone when I use it. Lever 2000 never reaches any other parts other than my dingus. I may have missed some, but that is all I have learned so far. | |
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When you have that one vital message to get to someone, something will always happen to stop you giving it to them.
When you don't want a message to get to someone, the tape you thought you'd erased, the video you thought had been stolen, or the person you'd told who was apparently dead will suddenly reappear at the point you think your secret is safe. | |
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Haystack said: I've learned from EastEnders that I fancy Grant Mitchell.
I've learned that you can live to be 200 years old, i.e Dot Cotton. | |
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