Yo! I got a problem with that shit! I admit it. I'm so fuckin embarassed! At my last job a rumor was going around that I make the women uncomfortable with my starring. Honest man, I thought I was being slick, but when I found out women were peeping that shit I was mortified.

Fast forward to that older white women on my job. Yo fam I look forward to dress down fridays or any day when she wears jeans. After a long while of us kinda avoiding each other we began speaking a few weeks ago. Even being friendly. Now, I noticed a while back that she would pull down her sweater, pull her blazer tighter or cross her arms over her nipples when I came around. Word is born I swear she wasnt looking right at me when I would check her out, but I noticed her body language. It wasnt good. AND IT ONLY HAPPENED WHEN I WAS AROUND

Now today she had a blazer on and camel toe that was fuckin driving me mad. She walked over by desk to tell me something work related. As she was talking I began sweating. I knew it was going to happen. I needed to look at her pussy up close. I wanted to look at her vagina up close. I was just waiting for the right time, for her eyes to dart over to my coworkers who'd joined the coversation.

I said to myself "self, just a quick peak. Its only 2 feet away from you. She's standing up and you're sitting down. For god sake man you can't pass this up. Imagine the visions you can take home with you and draw on later tonight"

I waited patiently explaining some tech shit and as if on queue my coworker to the left said something and she looked in that direction. I took a looooong pleasurable stare at her ever present camel toe. Her jeans were dug deep into her crouch and revealed the imprint of a sweet fine seasoned italian pussy. Then all of sudden her blazer closed like the drapes on a final act. I knew I was caught...again. I didn't even look up I was so embarassed. All I heard was the sound of her heels clicking rapidly as she walked away.

I'm so embarassed.

leeroysoupnutz said:

Do you write porn for a living?

Do you write porn for a living?

damn that's a lot of writing for a crotch shot story

Hell Yes!!!!

Who is that woman?? She's damn hot.

Spats said:

I would have thought her cameltoe would gross you out.....

Spats said:

I would have thought her cameltoe would gross you out.....

abierman said:

No, i don't care about that. Who is that?

Spats said:

again, you're being contradictive.....I don't know who she is, it's a brilliant pic.....and, yes, she's beautiful!

^

HamsterHuey said:

I'm talking about leeroy, not you.

Hell Yes!!!!

I have only got caught staring at boobies. I love boobies.

women always catch you. period. you can not look without us knowing.

seriously.

Hell Yes!!!!

abierman said:

Generally I think camel toe pics are icky yucky bad, but for some reason, this one makes me wish I had a dick.