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Printablecborgman said: applekisses said: Ooooh..."Carrie" is a good one...
Also: "Jeffrey" "9 to 5" "Orlando" "i will find a substitute for sex... sex helper. sex lite. i can't believe it's not sex!" i used to do that monologue for auditions.  
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applekisses said: cborgman said: "i will find a substitute for sex... sex helper. sex lite. i can't believe it's not sex!" i used to do that monologue for auditions.
"Can I do this...or does it make me look like some sort of gay superhero?" "but now you're old. you have a bad hip. AND I'M HOLDING THE BAT!" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: applekisses said:
"Can I do this...or does it make me look like some sort of gay superhero?" "but now you're old. you have a bad hip. AND I'M HOLDING THE BAT!" 
" You.....with the bad perm." Kathy Najimi and Sigourney killed me in this scene. Hilarious. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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cborgman said: applekisses said:
"Can I do this...or does it make me look like some sort of gay superhero?" "but now you're old. you have a bad hip. AND I'M HOLDING THE BAT!"
Here are some more! That movie is just classic! Remember when Jeffrey's parents call him and they're trying to have phone sex with him?
Jeffrey: But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats." Sterling: Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person. ----- Sterling: You know, Darius once said you were the saddest person he knew. Jeffrey: Why did he day that? Sterling: Because he was sick. He had a fatal disease. And he was a million times happier than you. ----- Jeffrey: I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex! ----- Acolyte: I can walk! Jeffrey: You could always walk. Acolyte: Shut up. ----- [Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa] Jeffrey: She looked good. Sterling: Please, she's had work done. ----- Darius: Just think of AIDS as the guest that won't leave, the one we all hate. But you have to remember: Hey! It's still our party. ----- Darius: Who's Martha Stewart? Sterling: She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her. Darius: And, um, who's Ann Miller? Sterling: Leave this house. ----- Sterling: [putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero? ----- [Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey] Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest? Father Dan: Of course. Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate? Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist. ----- Mom: Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom? ----- Dave: Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive. ----- Jeffrey: Dad, I am not going to have phone sex with you and mom! ----- Sterling: Two cappuccinos. Thank you, darling. Big kiss. The earring - fun... last year. ----- Barney's Waiter: BI-SEXUAL! Sterling: Oh, me too... ----- Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy? Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington. Jeffrey: The guy at the gym. Sterling: Yoko Ono. [everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look] Sterling: To see the apartment! ----- Darius: Yes, I am in CATS. Now and forever. The way I see it, I was too young for Chorus Line, and too "happy" for Les Mis. I never did get that show. It's about a guy, who steals a loaf of bread, and then suffers for the rest of his life. For toast! Get over it. | |
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Oooh! "I Love You to Death" is another one for me... | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: cborgman said: "but now you're old. you have a bad hip. AND I'M HOLDING THE BAT!"
" You.....with the bad perm." Kathy Najimi and Sigourney killed me in this scene. Hilarious. M TOTALLY! "I can walk! I can walk!" "you could always walk." "Shut UP!" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
" You.....with the bad perm." Kathy Najimi and Sigourney killed me in this scene. Hilarious. M TOTALLY! "I can walk! I can walk!" "you could always walk." "Shut UP!"
OMG...I need to watch that movie this weekend. | |
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applekisses said: cborgman said: TOTALLY! "I can walk! I can walk!" "you could always walk." "Shut UP!"
OMG...I need to watch that movie this weekend. me too "Daaaarius, we all thought you were faaaaabulous" [Edited 12/6/06 12:37pm] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Resevoir Dogs
Full Metal Jacket Pulp Fiction Swingers Blue Velvet Waiting Carlitos Way Purple Rain and during this season: Christmas Story [Edited 12/6/06 14:24pm] "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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CoJones said: Resevoir Dogs
Full Metal Jacket Pulp Fiction Swingers Blue Velvet Waiting Carlitos Way Purple Rain PULP FICTION "That was fuckin' trippy" - Rosanna Arquette
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Jackie Brown Samuel L. Jackson
Goodfellas (Joe pecsi) American pimp (The whole cast) Baby Boy (Ving Rhing) Casino (Same as goodfellas) Running Scared (Paul Walker) Coming to america (Eddie's best performance) | |
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lovedad43 said: Jackie Brown Samuel L. Jackson
Goodfellas (Joe pecsi) American pimp (The whole cast) Baby Boy (Ving Rhing) Casino (Same as goodfellas) Running Scared (Paul Walker) Coming to america (Eddie's best performance) oh my goodness! Whenever I hear that soul glo song.. too funny! | |
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DanceWme said: lovedad43 said: Jackie Brown Samuel L. Jackson
Goodfellas (Joe pecsi) American pimp (The whole cast) Baby Boy (Ving Rhing) Casino (Same as goodfellas) Running Scared (Paul Walker) Coming to america (Eddie's best performance) oh my goodness! Whenever I hear that soul glo song.. too funny!So let your souuuuul glo | |
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lovedad43 said: DanceWme said: oh my goodness! Whenever I hear that soul glo song.. too funny!So let your souuuuul glo I need to watch that | |
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Right now, This is Spinal Tap, Princess Bride, Waiting for Guffman (I love Chistoper Guest)
In High School, Night at the Roxbury Always, Purple Rain and Under the Cherry Moon  Wanna hear me sing?  www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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reneGade20 said: Half Baked ...."fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE COOL, fuck you....and I'm OUT!"
Office Space...."Hey Peter....watch your cornhole, bud..." Ace Ventura....."your gun is digging into my hip..." The Usual Suspects...."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..." there are so many more..... 
THE DEE DEE DEE edit..... all of the Austin Powers movies.....
[Edited 12/6/06 11:43am] Trying to think of an occasion you could use that, at Mcdonalds when they give you a 10 Mcnuggets instead of 12  | |
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Coffee is for closers!! | |
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2the9s said: Coffee is for closers!!
In Starbucks? | |
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LleeLlee said: reneGade20 said: Half Baked ...."fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE COOL, fuck you....and I'm OUT!"
Office Space...."Hey Peter....watch your cornhole, bud..." Ace Ventura....."your gun is digging into my hip..." The Usual Suspects...."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..." there are so many more.....
THE DEE DEE DEE edit..... all of the Austin Powers movies.....
[Edited 12/6/06 11:43am] Trying to think of an occasion you could use that, at Mcdonalds when they give you a 10 Mcnuggets instead of 12 I tend to use that when I'm talking to my troops....sort of an analogy for them mistaking me for a nice guy they can walk all over based on my usually cool easy going demeanor....its not a pretty sight when I lose my religion (what little I have)....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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I saw mom up the street.  She looked pretty bad. Any idea how she got that way? 
 You got a girl friend?  Yeah I got a girlfriend. 
You gonna get married?
Err umm. I don't know.
Never get married.
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A lot of these quotes are merely thought, never spoken:
Hudson Hawk UTCM The Man Mo' Betta Blues The Princess Bride A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon Ferris Beuller's Day Off Woodstock Pee Wee's Big Adventure A Soldier's Story Malcolm X | |
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Taxi Driver...Robert D: "Are you lookin at me???...."
Monty Python. Life of Brian...."Yes, but....WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?" | |
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Clue
Scavenger Hunt History Of The World Part 1 Blazing Saddles Young Frankenstein Poltergeist West Side Story Space for sale... | |
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DanceWme said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: everybody get back...or there's gonna be ball juice everywhere!!! ew!
All I want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches
"we top flight security of of the world craig! not just the city the WORLD CRAIG!" 
----- she she was gonna fuck for a buck,dont somethin strange for a little peice of change,and i know we're gonna make'em holla for a dolla" | |
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i havent seen gangstfam or moonbeam on here yet but "freeway" with reese witherspoon is a personal fav! 
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Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Office Space | |
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leeloo dallas multipass
big badda boom  my elsest son has taught my baby son and he says them in exactly the right accent without even trying! | |
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FunkMistress said: I can't believe nobody's mentioned Priscilla yet!
That's just what this country needs: a cock...in a frock...on a rock. What are you TELLING me? That this is an ABBA turd?? Get back in your kennels, both of you! Lars, Lars and Lars!  | |
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V for Vendetta.  | |
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Buffalo '66. I said "is this a shifter car?" every time I got into a vehicle for about two months after I saw that movie. | |
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