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I f*****g hate my job!!! What would you do to your boss if you had the chance? Severe pain is essential!!! | |
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Well, I love my boss so I won't do anything to her. But my old lawyer boss was a dick. I'd love to put his balls in a vice grip. | |
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CarrieLee said: Well, I love my boss so I won't do anything to her. But my old lawyer boss was a dick. I'd love to put his balls in a vice grip.
Some people consider that to be pleasurable.. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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WHAT DA FUCK IZ A BOSS??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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IceNine said: CarrieLee said: Well, I love my boss so I won't do anything to her. But my old lawyer boss was a dick. I'd love to put his balls in a vice grip.
Some people consider that to be pleasurable.. Well in that case, GET OVER HERE ICENINE!!! | |
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I really really really really hate my job !!!
I SO WANNA LEAVE WAHHH Much love  Pochacco | |
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Tell your boss to take the job and shove it. Then find a new job. Obviously you are not happy, why be miserable? 
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moderatorSeeings as my father's my boss, I suppose I'd just put his crazy ass in a nursing home.
Anyways, whenever you think you hate your job, imagine this: A laundromat, mid-summer, 100 degree temperatures, no air conditioning. Hundreds of sheets and towels from the docks, pillow cases as well. There are you are, surrounded by dirty linnen. Your hands in latex gloves. You look down. A sheet that's been pissed on. And you have to touch it with your gloved hands. You reach down, and pick up a pillow case. Out falls a used condom... Now, if that's not the pits, I don't know what is! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Seeings as my father's my boss, I suppose I'd just put his crazy ass in a nursing home.
Anyways, whenever you think you hate your job, imagine this: A laundromat, mid-summer, 100 degree temperatures, no air conditioning. Hundreds of sheets and towels from the docks, pillow cases as well. There are you are, surrounded by dirty linnen. Your hands in latex gloves. You look down. A sheet that's been pissed on. And you have to touch it with your gloved hands. You reach down, and pick up a pillow case. Out falls a used condom... Now, if that's not the pits, I don't know what is! EWWW  you need to get out of the family business!!! That's worse than working at a dry cleaning place. My friend always had to deal with crusty zippers!!  | |
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Battier said There are you are, surrounded by dirty linnen. Your hands in latex gloves. You look down. A sheet that's been pissed on. And you have to touch it with your gloved hands. You reach down, and pick up a pillow case. Out falls a used condom...
Now, if that's not the pits, I don't know what is! My sister-in-law once had the mother of all shit jobs. Literally. Her job was to sift through "stool samples" looking for drugs and stuff. That is, she had to examine people's shit. So, there's always someone worse off than you! (except, presumably, for one guy right at the bottom - the unluckiest guy in the whole world). | |
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