I stepped in dogshit yesterday not once but twice! And both times I was nowhere near a lawn! MFs who walk their dogs and don't pick their crap up off the sidewalk need this

Someone told me that stepping in dogcrap brings good luck. In that case I'm winning thousands this weekend at Bingo!

ewwwww


from a distance

damn, i thought this was a sex thread.

if it makes you feel any better, i stepped in cat puke this morning.

Anx said:

Keep him away from the hebe!

FunkMistress said:

the hebe was tossed out the window two months ago! this was spite puke.

FunkMistress said:

What the hell is a hebe?

Anx said:

that reminds me, the day before yesterday i had to go underneath my bed to clean up hohner's puke. why on earth he chooses to throw up in the most inaccessible place in the house is beyond me.

When my dog is outside and the ground is wet, he'll crap on the sidewalk from my driveway to my front door because he knows that he can't come in the house right away if he has muddy feet.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Because he can.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Maybe he's embarrassed.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Remember the gimp from Pulp Fiction? It's kind of like that.

Anx tossed the hebe out the window for being disobedient.

TMPletz said:

YOU! YOU!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

nah, he'll puke out in an open part of the carpet sometimes too. lil' bastid. why do kitties throw up so damned much, anyway?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Imagine munchin on your furry bit constantly and I'm sure you'd gag on some of that hair too

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

But you wouldn't step in it unless you walked up to my house. Plus I try to keep the sidewalk cleaned up.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dude, try waxing your legs with your tastebuds and see if you can keep that shit down.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Dammit! You beat me by thirty seconds!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

he doesn't hwarf up hairballs much, he just pukes sometimes after gulping down his cat food.

FunkMistress said:

Same thought, different take Check my reply above

TMPletz said:

Somehow, someway, you keep from gagging don't you?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

in the past few weeks my cat has puked:


on a pair of my socks

on one of my shoes

on my duvet cover (while i was sleeping under it)

ALMOST on my head (i woke up one morning to the sound of "BLLP BLLP BLLP" right next to my ear and i woke up to see grady right over my face in full pre-puke mode)

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I know; I just yelled at you for it!

Anx said:

oh hell naw!

oh noes, my tum-tum...gonna...*urf*...wait, the human's right there, i can't...ohlawdforgetithe'snotgonnacare...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Now now....

Damn animals! my school's overrun with canadian geese right now and those fuckers crap ALL OVER the paths i have to watch where I step constantly or get my shoes all nasty.

Anx said:

EEEWWWWW!!!!! Maybe he is a spite-puker.

Seriously, it's not really normal for a cat to throw up THAT much.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

i had him checked out at the vet a few weeks ago. the only problem they found in him was that he had a narrow ureetie and sometimes passed crystals.

and, of course, that he's a big fattie. but they said he wasn't alarmingly obese, just pleasantly plump.

my theory (and his former owner's theory as well) is that he eats so damn fast when i feed him that he can't digest his food and he pukes it right back up half the time. i mean, he literally snorts while he eats, like a little kitty-pig.

Anx said:

same thing with hohner, he wolfs down his food too (doesn't snort while eating it, though).