People of Prince.org,

It has been decided by the federation of DOOM that, in view of improving our control presence on this website, it is necessary to expand. Further to this, the treachory of brother Fauxie has virtually created the necessity to expand in order to make up for lost numbers.

It is thus with great joy that we invite member, Number23 (aka "Billy" in "reality") to join DOOM and represent all that is stands for.

Welcome, Billy!

May DOOM be with you all.

the DOOM.

What did Fauxie do?

now the question is...what do we do to haze initiates?

Natisse said:

Envy is forbidden in DOOM.

Spookymuffin said:

coolcat said:

Stole one of my puppies and left to England, leaving behind our family for his "family".

evenstar3 said:

Punch them in the face.

Spookymuffin said:

alright i was thinking something along slightly more deviant lines, though.

evenstar3 said:

what are you implying?

susannah said:

Your time might come.

Spookymuffin said:

nothing, nothing at all!

I'm new to this whole DOOM thing. What did I miss?

GangstaFam said:

The only thing you really need to know is that 2the9s is our janitor with delusions of grandeur.

Spookymuffin said:

I dont need your silly clique anyway!

evenstar3 said:

Really?

GangstaFam said:

too much.

susannah said:

awww can we let her in, ben? i want another girl, and that whole DanceWme thing never worked out

Spookymuffin said:

GangstaFam said:

yup

evenstar3 said:

pretty please???? Billy might need another Scot for support!

evenstar3 said:

Oh dear, 3 issues:

1) LOOK AT YOU GETTING EMOTIONAL. I KNEW WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET A GIRL INTO THE DOOM; YOU ARE OUR WEAKNESS AS USUAL.

2) Keep your lesbian tendencies to yourself when I'm around.

3) More girls don't work! that's what the DanceWMe episode illustrated.

Despite all this, I shall consider. Merely due to my affection for UK orgers.

Spookymuffin said:

hmph!



Im better than Billy. Miles better!

susannah said:

can you really beat his brilliance at being the pseudo-intellectual bullshitter?

Spookymuffin said:

I'M the only one who knows hes not like that in real life. He just types well

Spookymuffin said:

1) i am not emotional! your distraction with puppies is our weakness, if any you need me in DOOM, anyway.

2) i knew you'd twist it that way

3) now who's got homosexual tendencies, hmm?

and oh my. now there's going to be four of you mocking my spelling.

evenstar3 said:

1) Puppies aren't a weakness but a strength!

2) You did say "I want another girl"

3) Fauxie! STILL!

and yeah, we'll all mock your spelling.

oh, and yes, I do need you in DOOM.

susannah said:

that's what we like in DOOM - a great spindoctor!

Spookymuffin said:

stop being such a perv, you're going to scare her away!

of course you do