CortestheKiller said:

Oh I would take command of his ass with my aggressively gay ways, he'd never be able to put that life he calls "his world" back together again

CortestheKiller said:

I think Supa has tried already, but Spats found his life experiences to be a little too intense.

jerseykrs said:

Come on, baby... let's blow this joint.



Retina and Zombiekitten - Because lord knows they spend enough time talking.
AsianBomb and Dook and Fauxie - Because it's been waiting to happen. One great big reach around.
Luv4All7 and abierman - So's he can set her up in style and she can try anal.
Ace and any homosexual male orger - Cos Ace is very hip to how to please an ass, or so he says.

CortestheKiller said:

we have already discussed this but she declined because I don't do anal.....

sextonseven said:

so much so he couldn't muster the strength in his fingers to reply!

Retina and Zombiekitten - Because lord knows they spend enough time talking.

abierman said:

Surely for the right woman you'd toss one up the arse a time or two. Or maybe she'd sacrifice her desire to try.

I'm all about happy endings you know.

CortestheKiller said:

we have already discussed this but she declined because I don't do anal.....

abierman said:

No shit?!?

Hahaha

Get it?

minneapolisgenius said:

I think the ad was in your country too.

http://www.gamespot.com/n...53643.html

CarrieMpls said:

CarrieMpls and....hmmm, you'll just have to go lesbian. I can't think of a guy that would be good enough.

sextonseven said:

Weird. I haven't seen it. I saw that link though. God I don't even want to start thinking about it. I've been on another site for almost 2 WEEKS now going back and forth with a bunch of racist people about that stupid Michael Richards incident. I'm seriously drained from it all now. I just can't help getting sucked in. No wonder I never post in P&R here anymore.

retina said:

Suck up.

And you stuck me with jersey.

minneapolisgenius said:

oh really? Link please.

...that you think would make a good couple. And don't forget to tell us why!

Here are a few:

Irresistibleb1tch and CinisterCee - He looks like her type and I think he lives in Canada, which she likes. And what's not to like about her? He might be gay though, so that could be a problem.

Nikster and Heretorockyourworld - Both very sweet, smart and funny ladies who I think would have a good time together.

Althom and Dancewme - Althom needs someone who would laugh at any old lame joke, so Dance fits the picture. Also....erm, I think that's it, really.

Ocean and DorothyParkerisCool - They both seem interested in style and have a similar disposition. They'd look good together.

evenstar and spookymuffin - Just get a room already you two.

LleeLlee and Ace - Two soap opera-watching, tabloid-reading, fetish-loving gits from the commonwealth. It's a perfect match!

MarieLouise and Pandurito - She loves hispanic guys and he loves being a hispanic guy. Plus I think his word jokes would make her giggle.

Cortesthekiller and jerseykrs - Mutual admiration would turn into mutual lust over a bottle of wine...or ten.

Now add your own!

CortestheKiller said:

Don't pretend like you don't want to lick the hair on his back.

I'd pick Ocean and Althom...the reasons should be obvious

retina said:

Because he's Spisaribb and is obsessed with her?

FunkMistress said:

...that you think would make a good couple. And don't forget to tell us why!

Here are a few:

Irresistibleb1tch and CinisterCee - He looks like her type and I think he lives in Canada, which she likes. And what's not to like about her? He might be gay though, so that could be a problem.

Nikster and Heretorockyourworld - Both very sweet, smart and funny ladies who I think would have a good time together.

Althom and Dancewme - Althom needs someone who would laugh at any old lame joke, so Dance fits the picture. Also....erm, I think that's it, really.

Ocean and DorothyParkerisCool - They both seem interested in style and have a similar disposition. They'd look good together.

evenstar and spookymuffin - Just get a room already you two.

LleeLlee and Ace - Two soap opera-watching, tabloid-reading, fetish-loving gits from the commonwealth. It's a perfect match!

MarieLouise and Pandurito - She loves hispanic guys and he loves being a hispanic guy. Plus I think his word jokes would make her giggle.

Cortesthekiller and jerseykrs - Mutual admiration would turn into mutual lust over a bottle of wine...or ten.

Now add your own!

retina said:

ZombieKitten said:

BlueOrchid said:

Hey, how about Retina? He's up for grabs...
All he needs is you in a Santa outfit and a video camera, he'll shoot the film and do the subtitles. All you have to do is smile and say "merry christmas big boy" every now and again.

LleeLlee said:

Nobody's ever managed to summarize my every wish in two sentences before.

2the9s' foot and LleeLlee's ass






I'm sorry, it was too easy Lleena.