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wow! the future of masturbation is here! | |
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I'd expected a picture of AB777... |
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Has my Secret Santa got my present yet?  | |
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PANDURITO said: Has my Secret Santa got my present yet?
Oh, shut it. |
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PANDURITO said:  |
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isn't it whizz bang! with lotion reservoires and everything! | |
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They still don't emulate the feelin' of strong masculine fingers on my portuguese love-rod!  | |
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MikeMatronik said: They still don't emulate the feelin' of strong masculine fingers on my portuguese love-rod!
try the squeezy one!  | |
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MikeMatronik said: They still don't emulate the feelin' of strong masculine fingers on my portuguese love-rod!
This is the first time I will ever brandish the following emoticon;  |
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whenever i see stuff like that i always envision some sadist bastard
in the factory putting razorblades in the top of the devices so that when you insert.... i mean, it's limpage for weeks after i see these kinda things. altho i thought the "squeeze out after ejaculation" part was very funy for the tube thingy, lol. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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The C.S. diagram of the contraptions look too frightening too even dip your finger in, nevermind the family jewels 
They look like funky cool deodorant sticks  "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Where does it show how the thing works. The pictures of the products don't help much. Maybe I'm just stupid! Wanna hear me sing?  www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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It's a vag-in-can. Big deal. They sell that shit in vending machines in Japan.  " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: It's a vag-in-can. Big deal. They sell that shit in vending machines in Japan.
Oh, then I don't need one. Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: FruitToAttractBears said: It's a vag-in-can. Big deal. They sell that shit in vending machines in Japan.
Oh, then I don't need one. Hell I'd buy one for 5.8 dollars. Did you see those detailed schematics? " | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: Where does it show how the thing works. The pictures of the products don't help much. Maybe I'm just stupid!
Click on one of the products (don't ask me for a recommendation ) then click "See Details".
Okay, at a push, click on the "Double Hole Cup" 
(The "Bitter-side, sweet-side" description cracked me up silly )"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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senik said: UCantHavaDaMango said: Where does it show how the thing works. The pictures of the products don't help much. Maybe I'm just stupid!
Click on one of the products (don't ask me for a recommendation ) then click "See Details".
Okay, at a push, click on the "Double Hole Cup"
(The "Bitter-side, sweet-side" description cracked me up silly )how are you supposed to use both holes simultaneously?  | |
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ZombieKitten said: senik said: Click on one of the products (don't ask me for a recommendation ) then click "See Details".
Okay, at a push, click on the "Double Hole Cup"
(The "Bitter-side, sweet-side" description cracked me up silly )how are you supposed to use both holes simultaneously? I know Beats the hell out of me too Just can't get my head round it  "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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senik said: ZombieKitten said: how are you supposed to use both holes simultaneously? I know Beats the hell out of me too Just can't get my head round it it doesn't look big enough for 2 fellas to use it at the same time | |
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ZombieKitten said: senik said: I know Beats the hell out of me too Just can't get my head round it it doesn't look big enough for 2 fellas to use it at the same time  "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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senik said: ZombieKitten said: it doesn't look big enough for 2 fellas to use it at the same time She seemed so innocent | |
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PANDURITO said: senik said: She seemed so innocent  who me? | |
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 Yes
In your Heidi years  | |
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PANDURITO said: Yes
In your Heidi years oh, right  | |
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I like that it doesn't attempt to look anatomically correct. Form simply follows function. My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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NDRU said: I like that it doesn't attempt to look anatomically correct. Form simply follows function.
yes that is my favorite thing about these too, refreshing! you don't even need to tidy it away when your mother in law visit! | |
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One remarkable feature is the ability to “squeeze out” after ejaculation.
eeeeewwwww.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: you don't even need to tidy it away when your mother in law visit!
Mother in law: "What's that?" You :"That? Oh, it's a golf club cleaner"
Mother in law :"Looks like one of those masturbator devices to me" You:  | |
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PANDURITO said: ZombieKitten said: you don't even need to tidy it away when your mother in law visit!
Mother in law: "What's that?" You :"That? Oh, it's a golf club cleaner"
Mother in law :"Looks like one of those masturbator devices to me" You: good one! | |
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