Compose a Limerick(a rhyming verse of 5 lines) about a fellow Orger or one which best describes you...
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 20:51:31 PDT 2002 by logger]

logger said:

There once was a man named BKW
Who's bladder was full after a drink or two.
After a few sips of beer
he says with a sneer
I hope my piss in your beer won't trouble you

my baby's purplechild25
who will not put up with yo jive
she said she 'fights in her sex'
it's a joke that's complex,
SHE's MY BABY,
and ALL THE WAY LIVE!!!

let me say 'bout theC
he is two times bigger, than me
he is witty as hell
as you too, can tell
and his knowlege, is deep as theC
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 22:45:31 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD]

there once was a moderator named Ian
his RULES eye have got 2 b c ing
where there's General a post
he is lurking the most
and eye find eye don't want 2 b b'n...


ian, Ben, and Matt
around the mousepad sat
lockin' threads wasn't cool
so they drummed up dumb Rules
controling the Org, should it spat

mimble-d mumble-d MOOK
a monkey orger named POOK
the humans on there
don't give a care
cause POOK is ok n their BOOK!

bleh, that's enuff of that...

There once was a man named Bad
Who is hella cool i might add
Although older than me
He looks twentythree
Simple the best the org's ever had

Murder can certainly be fun
But it all depends how it's done
I'll take out my knife
And rip out your insides
You can't escape so don't even run

Leaves spread far and wide
Bark covers my massive trunk
A home for many animals I provide
Until one day cut down to but a stump
Marked by a ruthless LOGGER, I couldnt not hide

The girl can cook as good as a French chef
And she can clean as well as a French maid
She will fetch like a French poodle and love it being paid
Just as f***ing long as you swear to keep her happiness
Well loved and well laid



(...please, pardon my French and edit.)
[This message was edited Wed Aug 28 10:12:22 PDT 2002 by BelleBeyond]

00769BAD said:

[/qoute] fight in her sex

I corrected that after you made that
you wanna punk

purplechild25 said:

i told you the joke was complex...

let me tell you of Lady REDFEATHER
one day we just must get together
i fuck her, in her dreams
because i am the
and she wants me, cos we are BOTH clever...

00769BAD said:

Thank you kingBAD!!! Your place or mine?

let us speak of GEN. ICE NINE
the man with the HELLOVA mind
he led(sp) us in the war
as we pilleged the poor
he's a master and always SUBLIME

and then there is PRESIDENT POOK
he's our leader and that aint no fluke
if you think this aint true
he mite fling his poo
he is sleep now, that's PRESIDENT POOK

There was a young girl named Adora,
Now hundreds of men did adore 'ya
Small,sexy and smart,
And boy what an arse,
Now what are my chances of screwin' ya?

logger said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..!!


i just spit out my food on that 1...



HAHAHAHAHAHAAH,,!!!


Ireland is a long ways away though...

i dont travel over seas any longer...

I hope that's all you spit out...

Wellbeyond is a chap we all know
My question is, when will he show?
He's been missing for days
Him and his quirky ways
And doesn't this limerick flow?!

I used to know someone in here
Who I thought was very sincere
But oh not anymore
Yo ***, hit the door!
You're not all u once appeared!

Vinablue is a new friend of mine
Im sure her music is very fine
I've enjoyed our chat-a-day
About the 'Artists Way'
A lovely lady to know on-line!

Now my name is Therapy, this is true
And lately, Ive not felt too blue
It's cos I've found a part
That is in my heart
That isn't smeared with past poo!

Oh my God, I can't stop...

There is a bald moderator called Ian,
Blah-dee Blah-dee Blah,
Ber Blah-dee Blah,
B-Ber Blah-dee Blah-dee,
And he loves blocking threads.



[This message was edited Wed Aug 28 17:00:15 PDT 2002 by SexLovely]

There once was an orger called SalaciousV,
Who brought a lot of embarrassment on me...


There's a start at least.

I love the man Prince, this is true
His colour is purple, not blue
He is genius art
And a girly tart
And I'd love to watch him on the loo!

There is a small monkey called Pook,
Whose hair is all covered in puke,
He's the plague of the .Org,
Like McEnroe to Borg,
As monkeys go he's the Duke

let's talk of young BBMD
someone once said, she was me
so, we wore that shit out
and kept fucking about,
til the fight was called off, by theC...

VIOLETT is a HELLOVA LADY
she is MOM to my CYBER BABY
she is my SPEACIAL TOY
and I am her SPEACIAL BOY
and the shit that we do, is just SHADY