My girlfriend came by for a nooner today, and she has decided that we should be videotaping ourselves and making a litte extra money. We're doing it already. If people would pay to watch, what the hell are we waiting for? I can't argue with this kind of logic.

But I don't know how to make or promote a website where people need a password to get in and stuff.

Also, I know lots of people like fake lesbian porn, but do people like REAL lesbian porn? Like, does anybody really want to watch us? She's one of those rare people who actually looks BETTER naked, but. . . uh. . . I'm not.

Help me out here. Somebody here must have sold they bootypants on the internets.

Oh my.

luv4all7 said:

What? Is it hard to do?

I can direct it if you want.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I'm sure lesbians do. Fake lesbian porn, as you call it, is mostly for guys.

You probably have a great market cornered there, if you fill up the website with porn, a forum, stories, etc that is all for lesbians by lesbians.

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HereToRockYourWorld said:

retina said:

Ah, see, that's thinking like a dyke right there. I'm only half-dyke, so making a big pink panty fest where people can come and talk about their vaginas or whatever. . . this hadn't occured to me. I think it's genius.

retina said:

I bet he's right!


You may be on to something, dear.

StDrew said:

Yeah, click on my profile. These are the two chicks in question.

Now, does anybody really want to watch us? I mean, honestly.

The one on the left really does have a killer bod. But as we can see, the one on the right. . . well. . . that's sort of a niche market.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I guanantee you will have people interested. I know a guy that started a men in pantyhose site. He makes a killing off it.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

you're beautiful!

I was feeling inspired by the lunchbreak sex thing, but www.boxlunch.com is already taken, unfortunately. By a fucking RESTAURANT.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Wanna be my first subscriber?

Seriously, I know that there are people who find me attractive. I'm quite certain of that. But, strangers? Enough strangers to make it worthwhile? I'm not sure.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

i'll be the judge of that! feel free to send me a video sample...

but seriously: real lez porn indeed is out there, but the usual fake-tits-and-platform-stripper-shoes-on-at-all-times fake shit is so popular that it's hard to find any videos with the real deal. making a porn site can't be that hard, really...from the ones i've seen, all's you need is:

1) lotsa photoshopped & airbrushed chit
2) lotsa cutesy fonts
3) multiple pink shots (the more gratuitous, the better)

JustErin said:

There have GOT to be at least as many people into fat chicks as there are into men in pantyhose!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Well,
you gotta understand,
their marketing people were thinking,
"At lunch time,
what do people like to eat out of most?"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Oh my gawd, cutesy fonts, eww. Wanna help me make it cool? In exchange for video samples?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

oh, most definitely!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Who hosts these sites? Yahoo? Bravenet? Seriously

Would u let someone else design it?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

That's the first thing I did. Im a scorpio, we find sex sexxy!! Besides, skinny chicks dont do it for me; real women have curves.

Illustrator said:

And they were right. So why are they selling a mutherfucking "rollwich"?

My web space is being taken up by a muther. fucking. rolllwich.






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StDrew said:

Excellent! I'll let you know when it's up and running!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

rollwich sounds dirty too!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

oh hell no! when i first saw the url i was thinking that it was a companion page for the book box lunch. some cyber-ass needs to get kicked for that chit.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

i want to buy shares cuz this sounds like a winner

Are u gonna have a messageboard?

ThreadCula said:

And a working search engine?

Illustrator said:

And naked women having sex with each other?