Prince vs. Ronnie James Dio in a no-holds-barred MIDGET ROCK FIGHT!!!!

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Thread started 08/26/02 10:24pm

IceNine

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Prince vs. Ronnie James Dio in a no-holds-barred MIDGET ROCK FIGHT!!!!

Let's say that these two titans of midget rock had an arena rock battle... who would win?

Prince comes out... 5'3" and full of attitude... rips a staggering heavy metal solo that flattens all of the moustaches in the front row... Many rockers are heard to say "dude..."

Ronnie James Dio, the god of sub-five foot rockers comes out and busts out a high-pitched screech that runs beavers away from dams in rivers 400 miles away... he then produces an Excalibur-like sword and proceeds to slay a mechanical dragon on stage!!! Many mullet-heads were heard to say "Oh, man...dude..."

How does this ROCK FIGHT progress and who ultimately wins???

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[This message was edited Mon Aug 26 22:52:24 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

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Reply #1 posted 08/26/02 10:25pm

theC	Is prince allowed to kick with his heels on??? If so he wins hands down.
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Reply #2 posted 08/26/02 10:40pm

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Who's the referee? Angus Young?

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Reply #3 posted 08/26/02 10:42pm

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I'd go dor Prince too.

As theC says, he's got those high heels. Is he allowed to use that cane? fishslap

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Reply #4 posted 08/27/02 1:06am

origmnd	POOK is the smartest one on here...
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Reply #5 posted 08/27/02 3:49pm

POOK

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origmnd said:

POOK is the smartest one on here...

VERY GOOD BUT WHAT THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MIDGET FIGHT

OH YOU CALL POOK SHORT

POOK NOT TRY TO HIDE IT

NOT NEED MONKEY HEELS

YO

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Reply #7 posted 08/27/02 4:09pm

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theC said:

Is prince allowed to kick with his heels on???
If so he wins hands down.

hahahahahaaa

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Reply #8 posted 08/27/02 7:05pm

Natsume

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IceNine said:

beavers away from dams in rivers 400 miles away

I will never think of the word 'beaver' the same way. eek

I mean, like, where is the sun?

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Reply #9 posted 08/27/02 8:06pm

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I don't know who Ronnie James Dio is really, but I'll go with him. evil

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Reply #10 posted 08/27/02 9:03pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I don't know who Ronnie James Dio is really, but I'll go with him. evil

DIO