someone posted a joke earlier today, and I got one too! I got one too! (on my favorite org subject of course!!)


If mayte were a natural disaster what would she be??

a. global pollution
b. earthquake
c. an almost extinct animal
d. Hurricane


the answer is A hurricane! because when she arrives, she is wet and wild, but when she goes, she takes your house and car!!! whhaaahhaaawhaahaaa!!! I KILL ME! ROFL!

Okay, but don't you mean the answer is "D"? You were oh so close.

markusmom said:

What a doofus!!!

markusmom said:

u r so stupid

Is the answer D or A? because A is global pollution, D is Hurricane. you said A hurricane!

leave it to mayte fans to NOT know how to read whaaa haa!!! do you see a comma after "the answer is A, hurricane??" or do you see "the answser is A hurricane???"

What dose a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but they can't eat it!

A guy goes into a bar sits down and asks the bartender to line up ten shots of crown royal.

The bartenders asks "What's the happy occasion?"

"It's not so happy," the guy replies, "I just found out my older son is gay.

"Sorry about that," the bartender replies.

A month later the same guy goes to the bar and asks the bartender to line up 20 shots of Crown Royal.

The bartender says "I hope it's a happy occasion this time."

"Not really," the guy replies, "I just found out my other son is gay." With that he drinks the shots and leaves.

Six months later the guy walks into the bar again and asks the bartender to give him the whole bottle instead of lining up shots.

The bartender decides to ask the guy a personal question, "Doesn't anybody like pussy in your house?"

The guy replies "Yes, my wife does."

What do you do when a Rottweiler humps your leg?

Fake an orgasm

okay here is another one!!

mayte goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the south where she is touring with tommy lee. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.

tommy and his boy in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. tommy drops his coveralls and bends over, and then his boy starts licking his butt.

mayte watches these two go at it and is so grossed out she launches the groceries all over the place dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.

Tommy pulls his overalls back up and says to his boy "You're right that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAA..!!!







Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

So, one of the Englishmen waled over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said , " Hey I hear your St. Patrick was gay."

"Oh really, hmmm, didnt know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him that St. Patty was gay and he didnt care."

The second Englishman remarked,
"You just dont know how to set him off... watch and learn."

So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman a, Tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patty was a transvestite, bugger."


Oh really I didnt know that.

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "your right. He's unshakable.!!

The third Englishman remarked, " Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch."

So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him in the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patty was an Englishman..!!"

"Yea, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me"

JMG1 said:

sounds hot to me...

JMG1 said:[quote]okay here is another one!!

fuck..!! i just read that 1 on dirty jokes dot com..

thats where i found the irishman 1..!!! lol

How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny?
You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.




A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.




What is worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you...





What's the difference between Joan Collins and the Titanic?
Only 1500 people went down on the Titanic






Galen was constipated. It was serious, so he decided to go to the doctor.

The doctor said "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll put one in now and I'll give you another one for later."

Galen goes home and starts feeling sick again. He asks has his wife to put a supository in.

She puts one hand on his shoulder and stuck the supository in. "AAAHHH!" he screamed.

His wife asked "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?"

"No, I just realized that the doctor had both of his hands on my shoulders!"






What does parsley and pubic hair have in commen?

Push it aside and keep on eating!

ADORA said:

Funnily - the BBC website has a survey on the "Top 100 Britons" of the 20th century, and they include Bono (from the band U2). Eh, he's from Dublin! Typical...

y'all crazy!!! whaaahhhaa!!!

JMG1 said:

hmmm

JMG1 said:

What I see is an incorrect and random use of capitalization in the middle of a sentence.

Q. What do you do if you come across a lion?

A. Wipe it off, quick.

Lleena said:

My thoughts exactly Lleena.

JMG1 your Mayte bashing is getting old and tiresome

That's Mayte alright..

VBt

The other day, I heard a good joke about Dubya waving at Stevie Wonder. I thought it was more likely than the one where he chokes on a pretzel.
[This message was edited Sat Aug 31 9:39:47 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]

2cool what does your signature mean?

Minä kuulin kyllä kaiken ja niin vähän ymmärsin..

lovemachine said:

U should now it by now..



VBt

2coolMelody said:

!!!