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Printableapplekisses said: Ace said: Hey, don't some women go all crazy after they give birth and become like all homicidal and stuff?  Hey, Tom Cruise...it's called Postpartum Depression...one of my best friends went through it...she wasn't "all crazy" or "homicidal" but, very ill...it's very serious stuff. Just give her some vitamins and tell her to exercise and she'll be fine.  | |
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Ace said: applekisses said: Hey, Tom Cruise...it's called Postpartum Depression...one of my best friends went through it...she wasn't "all crazy" or "homicidal" but, very ill...it's very serious stuff. Just give her some vitamins and tell her to exercise and she'll be fine. What about the thetans?  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Ace said: Just give her some vitamins and tell her to exercise and she'll be fine. What about the thetans?  They are the root of all evil... | |
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LleeLlee said:  What the hell kind of medieval contraption is that?!  | |
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FunkMistress said: Ace said: Just give her some vitamins and tell her to exercise and she'll be fine. What about the thetans? They're all up Beck's ass.  ...Actually, isn't that the name of his backing group?  | |
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What about those books Madonna's written for kids? What was that one?...Sex? | |
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Ace said: What about those books Madonna's written for kids? What was that one?...Sex?
The English Roses and I cant remember the other one. | |
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LleeLlee said: Ace said: What about those books Madonna's written for kids? What was that one?...Sex?
The English Roses and I cant remember the other one. Is that the one where she's in leather, on a leash?  | |
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LleeLlee said: Ace said: What about those books Madonna's written for kids? What was that one?...Sex?
The English Roses .... That was Marie Osmond. | |
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Illustrator said: LleeLlee said: The English Roses .... That was Marie Osmond. Oh wait.... I'm thinking of Paper Roses. | |
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Illustrator said: Illustrator said: That was Marie Osmond. Oh wait.... I'm thinking of Paper Roses. | |
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Illustrator said: Illustrator said: That was Marie Osmond. Oh wait.... I'm thinking of Paper Roses. Not your best work, I. | |
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Ace said: Illustrator said: Oh wait.... I'm thinking of Paper Roses. Not your best work, I. I wasn't trying to be funny. I just didn't feel like editing. | |
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I like the "McGuffy's Readers". It's a series of books: Primer, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 grade reading levels written in the late 1800"s. Traditional style books if you can find them. Unusual gift idea. | |
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Illustrator said: Ace said: Not your best work, I. I wasn't trying to be funny. I just didn't feel like editing. That's why I was laughing...because I knew you were being lazy. | |
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One of the best parenting books:
"Wimpy Parents- From Toddler to Teens- How Not to Raise a Brat" by Kenneth Condrell PhD. 
One of my favorite Childrens Books: "The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein 
It's meant for older children, but the little buggers are smart and soak it all up right from the start. [Edited 11/30/06 13:29pm] "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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You can just feel the father-son love in this one:
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TMPletz said: You can just feel the father-son love in this one:
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TMPletz said: You can just feel the father-son love in this one:
please send to my son, he will love you forever! | |
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Dr Spock's books are the worlds best selling books on parenting. We used this bitch's guidelines.
Ford makes Hitler seem like the kind of chap you'd want to invite round for dinner. She is as strict as I think you can be.But with a bit of common sense and personal modification you really can't go wrong with her methods. At 10 months our little boy is as happy as can be, eats for England and practically takes himself to bed - pretty much all you need from a 10 month old. I can't recommend her highly enough, but beware, she will make you question your morality. [Edited 12/1/06 5:09am] Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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ZombieKitten said: TMPletz said: You can just feel the father-son love in this one:
please send to my son, he will love you forever! ...with a note attached: "Oscar, I am your father!" | |
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TMPletz said: ZombieKitten said: please send to my son, he will love you forever! ...with a note attached: "Oscar, I am your father!" OMG!!! !!!! | |
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