The other day, I was pondering dragging my ass around the world to look at a bunch of stuff. But just the thought of that gave me the fucking vapours. Instead, I've decided to lounge right here and check out how the other half lives via the magic of the InterWeb! Not only does this allow me to conserve my energy for channel-changing and trips to the icebox, it's also quite amazing how much mazuma it leaves you for tipping the delivery boy (not to mention a marked reduction of instances in which one finds oneself madly groping for the Swahili word for "restroom").

I've got to say that I never knew there was so much outdoors out there! Somebody really should do something about that (may I suggest shopping mall/condo hybrids?).
But enough of my ramblings! I've got some travelin' to do! Anyone care to join me?!

Swahili is what they speak in Kenya.


See, I know shit!

luv4all7 said:

Lately your posts crack me up!

Oh! I actually saw your top model show last night....

( Now I know where Threadculas top balls format came from! I just thought she made it up.)


I have to say personality annoyance aside and all Melrose appeared the most model like to me of all the girls.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

It's amazing how an 8-ball of blow can perk you right up!

hello from the hotel where a hotel girl walked in on me naked, AGAIN.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

really?? she doesn't strike me as pretty without makeup on. i like eugena the best

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

She won't win (she's the nemesis, not the protagonist). But, whatever...I'm just in it for the life-living tips from Tyra.

jerseykrs said:

jerseykrs said:

Jers! Where y'at, again?

evenstar3 said:

Oh she is too! :nod; Many models arent lovely unmade but the camera sure as hell loves her!

Ace said:

Hollywood, Florida. I kid you not, this is the SECOND time they have walked in on me naked dude. I swear on my kids lives.

evenstar3 said:

None of them compare to A.J. and anyone who thinks they do can eat my shorts! I say that with all due respect, of course.

Ace said:

It is the only show I have seen so i am sure you are right..... Just a novice with an opinion.

jerseykrs said:

Whatcha doin' down there?

wHAT IS THIS THREAD ACTUALLY ABOUT?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

You're probably right. But the show's not about finding the best model, silly! You're thinking of Lost.

Ace said:

stupid work. Steel inspection tomorrow. The hotel worker had a steel inspection herself about a half hour ago.

Ace said:

Youre turniing into Howard Hughes.

jerseykrs said:

At least now you can say you're finally getting some sort of action.

luv4all7 said:

Posting pictures of yourself in tight clothing (girls only). Didn't you get the memo?

jerseykrs said:

That sounds like the name of a gay porn flick.

Ace said:

I guess I have no other choice than to read the WHOLE post.

I was hoping someone would give me the cliff notes version.

LleeLlee said:

I prefer to think of myself as more of a Garbo, thank you.

luv4all7 said:

Okay, whose alter is this?

Ace, how do ya feel about Kelly Clarkson??

(Oh, I read the post, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't)

luv4all7 said:

She sings alright for a fat chick.

Ace said:

I think were gonna get along fabulously.

Ace said:

Garbo shmarbo, she at least went out for milk.