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HELP! My Pu*** is on fire and is heading towards the curtains! Do I spray her with a fire extinguisher or swat her with a wet broom?! I love my cat, but the curtains are expensive. 
What would you do? because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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throw some flour on it .. | |
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SpisaRibb said: throw some flour on it
antiquing  | |
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brownsugar said: SpisaRibb said: throw some flour on it
antiquing she is old. but alas I have no flour! because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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Its on fire? Wait.... | |
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SpisaRibb said: throw some flour on it
too messy! because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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DanceWme said:
Its on fire? Wait.... she's burning up! and meowing oh so not pleasantly I might add! because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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kookoo2U said: DanceWme said:
Its on fire? Wait.... she's burning up! and meowing oh so not pleasantly I might add! wait..is she still on fire now? | |
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SpisaRibb said: throw some flour on it
and then throw it in the oven! Men love hot pussy!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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DanceWme said: kookoo2U said: she's burning up! and meowing oh so not pleasantly I might add! wait..is she still on fire now? maybe, let me check...I've been too busy looking here for answers. Fool am I. because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SpisaRibb said: throw some flour on it
and then throw it in the oven! Men love hot pussy! SHe ain't no Pussy Pot Pie if that's what you're getting at!  because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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kookoo2U said: DanceWme said: wait..is she still on fire now? maybe, let me check...I've been too busy looking here for answers. Fool am I.
Im over here with this image in my head and Im in fuckin tears | |
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kookoo2U said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: and then throw it in the oven! Men love hot pussy! SHe ain't no Pussy Pot Pie if that's what you're getting at! Maybe you should talk to the doctor. you'r pussy shouldn't be flaming hot!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Just tell her to stop, drop and roll. | |
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DanceWme said: kookoo2U said: maybe, let me check...I've been too busy looking here for answers. Fool am I.
Im over here with this image in my head and Im in fuckin tears 
Here, my cat has a tissue for those precious tears ...while she BURNS TO A FRIKIN CRISP! because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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kookoo2U said: DanceWme said:
Im over here with this image in my head and Im in fuckin tears
Here, my cat has a tissue for those precious tears ...while she BURNS TO A FRIKIN CRISP! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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JustErin said: Just tell her to stop, drop and roll.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: kookoo2U said: SHe ain't no Pussy Pot Pie if that's what you're getting at! Maybe you should talk to the doctor. you'r pussy shouldn't be flaming hot! SHe don't need no DOCTOR...How bout a FIREMAN! ...she is on FIYAH! because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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kookoo2U said: DanceWme said:
Im over here with this image in my head and Im in fuckin tears
Here, my cat has a tissue for those precious tears ...while she BURNS TO A FRIKIN CRISP! I love this thread! | |
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JustErin said: Just tell her to stop, drop and roll.
SHe ain't no raver either! because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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JustErin said: Just tell her to stop, drop and roll.
oh and FYI...she doesn't speak English!  because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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CRAP MY PANTS! The Curtians are now in Flames! Think Claudia Blasdale burning down La Mirage from Dyasty...BUT WORSE! because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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u will be next..if u dont get the hell out of there | |
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kookoo2U said: JustErin said: Just tell her to stop, drop and roll.
oh and FYI...she doesn't speak English! Holy ghetto pussy. x 100 | |
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OK So I doused the remaining curtains with water and wraped my poor pussy in this "wet blanket" type of thing I learned at work (thank GOODNESS for those post 911 emergency trainings!). So she's OK. Has a little limp and is a bit uncofortable being wet and all. But hey, I meowed to her, a wet pussy can't be a bad thing. And a litte charring on the tail (not as bad as I thought it would be with the running and mewling and all).
Now i have to go shopping for new curtains to match my carpet. Any suggestions on places with sales? because a kiss on the lips is better than a knife in the back | |
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 "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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kookoo2U said: OK So I doused the remaining curtains with water and wraped my poor pussy in this "wet blanket" type of thing I learned at work (thank GOODNESS for those post 911 emergency trainings!). So she's OK. Has a little limp and is a bit uncofortable being wet and all. But hey, I meowed to her, a wet pussy can't be a bad thing. And a litte charring on the tail (not as bad as I thought it would be with the running and mewling and all).
Now i have to go shopping for new curtains to match my carpet. Any suggestions on places with sales? http://www.unicahome.com/...ontje.html .. | |
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kookoo2U said: Now i have to go shopping for new curtains to match my carpet. Any suggestions on places with sales? http://www.bettybeauty.co...c_Hair_Dye | |
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applekisses said: kookoo2U said: Now i have to go shopping for new curtains to match my carpet. Any suggestions on places with sales? http://www.bettybeauty.co...c_Hair_Dye they have pink?! | |
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evenstar3 said: Isn't it awesome?!!? I may try it sometime... | |
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