See, that's the thing. I don't even have to try. And now every coward with an ego and a chip on their shoulder will log onto their alter accounts and try to take me down with their wee matchstick arrows because they think I'm an overrated, arrogant, smug cunt. But I'm not. The hate is probably what keeps me here. I love making talentless, self-loathing arsehole jealous of me. That's a big fault in me, but Jesus is in the post, I feel it. He'll tear apart and rebuild me.
[Edited 11/28/06 14:25pm]

noone loves a narcissist as much as himself

Come on. Most first world human today are narcissists, however strongly or loosely you define the term. Look at us! Poofed up with fabrics and hairwax with nary a thought to the meaning of it all or genocide in Rwanda. We're all selfish cunts these days, you included. Don't get pious or patronising towards me or I'll steal the soles from your sneakers.
[Edited 11/28/06 14:33pm]

you misread my intonations. I was impressed with your self recognition. no pomposity here sir

I love Number23 and so should you!

Just love here, purplerein.

noone loves a narcissist as much as himself

i'm collecting funds for Rowanda orphans. would you care to contribute, or adopt one?

See, that's the thing. You don't even have to try.