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Printablebkw said: You reckon that's weird.
I went to bed last night and my man meat was all wobbly. I woke up this morning and it had gone stiff as a flagpole. You could hang towells off it! What is happening to me?  You know what, maybe you should keep things to yourself.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You reckon that's weird.
I went to bed last night and my man meat was all wobbly. I woke up this morning and it had gone stiff as a flagpole. You could hang towells off it! What is happening to me? You know what, maybe you should keep things to yourself. Oh, you're no help!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You reckon that's weird.
I went to bed last night and my man meat was all wobbly. I woke up this morning and it had gone stiff as a flagpole. You could hang towells off it! What is happening to me? You know what, maybe you should keep things to yourself. Oh, you're no help! And you know what, it wouldn't be a good thing if I offered my help either! I think you've gone astray. You were dreaming of Mr. Artiga too, eh? -------
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REDFEATHERS said: Well I must first add that I have got really nice tits, as everyone says, and I do say so myself, but last night when I looked in the mirror, they were monsters! I mean they normally always look the same but these ones looked like some dumb ass tits.
My tits usually look very pert, innocent happy and intelligent, but I do not know what they were doing yesterday, they, em, changed!!! Do you have dumbass tits, funny ones or have you ever been freaked out by nature before? Yes, ok I am editing, but I just wanted to add that they are back to normal now... [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 1:46:03 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] Don't ya hate it when that happens?? haha | |
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Natasha said: What do you mean Red that your Boobs are Freaking you out like Monsters? Well, you can always buy a push-up Wonder Bra or the new Water bra. But if they are all swelled up or something maybe it's new medication. If there is Milk coming out I would buy a Preganancy test. In any case you should love your Boobs. Be proud and stand tall! I am Woman and my Boobs are Beautiful!
They just looked like they weren't mine. They are not sagging, or squirting milk, they just looked very unfamiliar and abit porno.. | |
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bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Well I must first add that I have got really nice tits, as everyone says, and I do say so myself, but last night when I looked in the mirror, they were monsters! I mean they normally always look the same but these ones looked like some dumb ass tits.
My tits usually look very pert, innocent happy and intelligent, but I do not know what they were doing yesterday, they, em, changed!!! Do you have dumbass tits, funny ones or have you ever been freaked out by nature before? Yes, ok I am editing, but I just wanted to add that they are back to normal now... [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 1:46:03 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] You reckon that's weird. I went to bed last night and my man meat was all wobbly. I woke up this morning and it had gone stiff as a flagpole. You could hang towells off it! What is happening to me? You were dreaming about RedFeathers!!! But that's not a bad thing and most men do!! [This message was edited Thu Aug 29 10:31:41 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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bkw said: REDFEATHERS said: Well I must first add that I have got really nice tits, as everyone says, and I do say so myself, but last night when I looked in the mirror, they were monsters! I mean they normally always look the same but these ones looked like some dumb ass tits.
My tits usually look very pert, innocent happy and intelligent, but I do not know what they were doing yesterday, they, em, changed!!! Do you have dumbass tits, funny ones or have you ever been freaked out by nature before? Yes, ok I am editing, but I just wanted to add that they are back to normal now... [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 1:46:03 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] You reckon that's weird. I went to bed last night and my man meat was all wobbly. I woke up this morning and it had gone stiff as a flagpole. You could hang towells off it! What is happening to me? maybe you had to pee? "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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