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Why do you want that? It looks scary and ugly.    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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It doesn't come out till jan 4th.  |
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what does it do? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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everyone knows you need a nose hair trimmer ... much more
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CarrieMpls said: It doesn't come out till jan 4th.
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Mach said: everyone knows you need a nose hair trimmer ... much more
I trimmed them!  | |
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jerseykrs said: Mach said: everyone knows you need a nose hair trimmer ... much more
I trimmed them! scan your nose and post a pic  | |
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Mach said: jerseykrs said: I trimmed them! scan your nose and post a pic 
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oh man, i'm glad i got somebody else for Secret Santa...
it would take me hours to explain to the salesperson why i was buying this... "well, you know, i'm Secret Santa to this guy on a Prince website. yes, Prince.  so this guy's name is Jersey, but he lives in Florida.  he needs nose hair trimmers much more urgently than any sort of toy. even the P&R moderator thinks so, and she's very perceptive. we tried to get him to scan and post a picture of his nose to impress upon him his real needs, but he refused. so since i don't believe in forcing reality on people during the holidays,  i agreed to come to this here nerd store and buy this ugly green thing. can you wrap this up for me? and please double-bag it in these Pottery Barn bags - i can't be seen with your store's bags - i'm a respected member of this community. thank you very much."
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jerseykrs said: Mach said: scan your nose and post a pic
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IrresistibleB1tch said: oh man, i'm glad i got somebody else for Secret Santa...
it would take me hours to explain to the salesperson why i was buying this... "well, you know, i'm Secret Santa to this guy on a Prince website. yes, Prince. so this guy's name is Jersey, but he lives in Florida. he needs nose hair trimmers much more urgently than any sort of toy. even the P&R moderator thinks so, and she's very perceptive. we tried to get him to scan and post a picture of his nose to impress upon him his real needs, but he refused. so since i don't believe in forcing reality on people during the holidays, i agreed to come to this here nerd store and buy this ugly green thing. can you wrap this up for me? and please double-bag it in these Pottery Barn bags - i can't be seen with your store's bags - i'm a respected member of this community. thank you very much."
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Want a pair of these to go with it?
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IrresistibleB1tch said: oh man, i'm glad i got somebody else for Secret Santa...
it would take me hours to explain to the salesperson why i was buying this... "well, you know, i'm Secret Santa to this guy on a Prince website. yes, Prince. so this guy's name is Jersey, but he lives in Florida. he needs nose hair trimmers much more urgently than any sort of toy. even the P&R moderator thinks so, and she's very perceptive. we tried to get him to scan and post a picture of his nose to impress upon him his real needs, but he refused. so since i don't believe in forcing reality on people during the holidays, i agreed to come to this here nerd store and buy this ugly green thing. can you wrap this up for me? and please double-bag it in these Pottery Barn bags - i can't be seen with your store's bags - i'm a respected member of this community. thank you very much."
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IrresistibleB1tch said: oh man, i'm glad i got somebody else for Secret Santa...
it would take me hours to explain to the salesperson why i was buying this... "well, you know, i'm Secret Santa to this guy on a Prince website. yes, Prince. so this guy's name is Jersey, but he lives in Florida. he needs nose hair trimmers much more urgently than any sort of toy. even the P&R moderator thinks so, and she's very perceptive. we tried to get him to scan and post a picture of his nose to impress upon him his real needs, but he refused. so since i don't believe in forcing reality on people during the holidays, i agreed to come to this here nerd store and buy this ugly green thing. can you wrap this up for me? and please double-bag it in these Pottery Barn bags - i can't be seen with your store's bags - i'm a respected member of this community. thank you very much."
oh my god I can't breathe I can just see you in the store saying all this.
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IrresistibleB1tch said: oh man, i'm glad i got somebody else for Secret Santa...
it would take me hours to explain to the salesperson why i was buying this... "well, you know, i'm Secret Santa to this guy on a Prince website. yes, Prince. so this guy's name is Jersey, but he lives in Florida. he needs nose hair trimmers much more urgently than any sort of toy. even the P&R moderator thinks so, and she's very perceptive. we tried to get him to scan and post a picture of his nose to impress upon him his real needs, but he refused. so since i don't believe in forcing reality on people during the holidays, i agreed to come to this here nerd store and buy this ugly green thing. can you wrap this up for me? and please double-bag it in these Pottery Barn bags - i can't be seen with your store's bags - i'm a respected member of this community. thank you very much."
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JustErin said: Want a pair of these to go with it?
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jerseykrs said: IrresistibleB1tch said: oh man, i'm glad i got somebody else for Secret Santa...
it would take me hours to explain to the salesperson why i was buying this... "well, you know, i'm Secret Santa to this guy on a Prince website. yes, Prince. so this guy's name is Jersey, but he lives in Florida. he needs nose hair trimmers much more urgently than any sort of toy. even the P&R moderator thinks so, and she's very perceptive. we tried to get him to scan and post a picture of his nose to impress upon him his real needs, but he refused. so since i don't believe in forcing reality on people during the holidays, i agreed to come to this here nerd store and buy this ugly green thing. can you wrap this up for me? and please double-bag it in these Pottery Barn bags - i can't be seen with your store's bags - i'm a respected member of this community. thank you very much."
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