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YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!
(DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!) It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once, but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 . If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Didn't work for me. I got 222 and I'm 21. The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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It works!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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PurpleKnight said: Didn't work for me. I got 222 and I'm 21.
You didn't do that shit right!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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minneapolisgenius said:
It works!  I know!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: PurpleKnight said: Didn't work for me. I got 222 and I'm 21.
You didn't do that shit right! That's impossible, I did it twice and took my time. AND I used a calculator. It would only work if I hadn't had my birthday yet, but I had mine in May. The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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How does it know?!  " | |
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It doesn't! I'm not 22, dammit! The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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PurpleKnight said: It doesn't! I'm not 22, dammit!
Obviously you don't know how old you are. You're 22, damnit! This thing never fails!!  I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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Drat! I thought this thread was a disclosure of how old we were the first time we ate pussy. Sorry. My bad. | |
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| it is omnipotent!! All hail the survey....it is gawd!!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above...
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SnakePeel said: Drat! I thought this thread was a disclosure of how old we were the first time we ate pussy. Sorry. My bad.
  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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It worked for me.  That's cool.....I think I will send this out through email. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I even tried a different amount of times I'd like to eat out....and it still worked. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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i never do this sh*t...but something made me do it...and it works...and now i hate myself for doing it in the first place...cause im intriged and will probably end up doing all these stupid types of tests.
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It worked, things like that trips me out someone actually took the time to sit down and come up with that calculation.  | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!
(DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!) It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once, but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 . If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
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cool! | |
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SnakePeel said: Drat! I thought this thread was a disclosure of how old we were the first time we ate pussy. Sorry. My bad.
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Holy poop! It worked  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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WOW!!! THat's so cool!!  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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So I'm the only one it didn't work for.
OH SHIT! This is so embarassing. I've been thinking about my favourite book, 1984 lately, so I kept putting that number in instead of my birth year, '85. Uh...oops. [Edited 11/26/06 17:00pm] The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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PurpleKnight said: So I'm the only one it didn't work for.
 Try it again, it should work No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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PurpleKnight said: So I'm the only one it didn't work for.
OH SHIT! This is so embarassing. I've been thinking about my favourite book, 1984 lately, so I kept putting that number in instead of my birth year, '85. Uh...oops. [Edited 11/26/06 17:00pm]  I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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Ahhhhh. Ok. No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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PurpleKnight said: So I'm the only one it didn't work for.
OH SHIT! This is so embarassing. I've been thinking about my favourite book, 1984 lately, so I kept putting that number in instead of my birth year, '85. Uh...oops. [Edited 11/26/06 17:00pm] George Orwell, we're supposed to read that in class later on this year. This is a cool math trick I will try it out tommorow in class as a brain break/warm up activity! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: PurpleKnight said: So I'm the only one it didn't work for.
OH SHIT! This is so embarassing. I've been thinking about my favourite book, 1984 lately, so I kept putting that number in instead of my birth year, '85. Uh...oops. [Edited 11/26/06 17:00pm] George Orwell, we're supposed to read that in class later on this year. You're lucky. Animal Farm and 1984 are my favourite books ever. Total masterpieces. The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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PurpleKnight said: karmatornado said: George Orwell, we're supposed to read that in class later on this year. You're lucky. Animal Farm and 1984 are my favourite books ever. Total masterpieces. Hard to teach to 8th graders though! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Ouch, 8th grade? They won't appreciate it AT ALL. The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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