but i don´t want to cuz i´m sitting here, listening
to music and browsing the web.

do you ever find you have to really go and yet you
don´t want to?

!

And yes.

lol. i was in line for about 20 minutes at a festival early this year
and when it was my turn i really wanted pizza so i left the line

i shouldn´t have done that because when i went back after, i nearly
unloaded my pizza again

Could you go for me too while you're there, thanks.

IstenSzek said:

oh god, that's the WORST!!

When I was at the glastonbury festival I had to remember to go the the porta-loos in the morning before eating breakfast, cause if I waited till after I ate I'd lose my breakfast.

Haystack said:

Just hand me your faeces. I'll make good use of it.

Cloudbuster said:

you and your nasty kate bush tricks

CarrieMpls said:

exactly! third day of the festival i used to tie a tshirt over my face,
sprayed with half a can of deodorant just to keep from puking

Haystack said:

number one or number two?

Thanks for sharing that

Reincarnate said:

you´re welcome

IstenSzek said:

Cloudbuster said:

what?

IstenSzek said:

I'm gonna grab some breakfast then get drunk for two days.

IstenSzek said:

Reincarnate said:

i still haven´t been though, lol

Cloudbuster said:

so i take it you´re going out clubbing with my mom again

IstenSzek said:

i hate going to the bathroom! it interrupts the flow of the day. i learned that tapeworms don't make any waste because the utilize all of what they eat. In this respect, and only in this respect, I am insanely jealous of tapeworms. lucky bastards.

JasmineFire said:

Cloudbuster said:

write her name and adress on her arm with a biro this time
so she won´t get lost and wander round soho again at 4 am

JasmineFire said:

maybe if you eat some tapeworms you won´t ever have to
go to the toillet again



except to poop out the occasional deceased tapeworm

IstenSzek said:

Cloudbuster said:

but i´ll be going out in drag, dressed like a gay man

IstenSzek said:

You hot little totty you.

haystack is back?

IstenSzek said:

no...if i had a tapeworm, i would go more than normal and lose weight. it would be an unpleasant experience.

sosgemini said:

He was, news just in, tho'. He's collapsed and died from internal bleeding brought on by the shock of his own reflection.

Use him while he's still warm.

IstenSzek said:

While youre still waiting, ponder this:

LleeLlee said:

omg