It's time to clean the damned house and fine tune the car.


FUCK YES. I'm ready for it. I'm soooo ready for it.
Oh this won't be some failed experiement like a Susanna Hoff's solo career--no no no, my skanks--this is the real deal.

I just ran 6 miles tonight (after well over a week of no running do to a large slice in my foot), and I feel fan fucking tastic.



In the end, I am not a victim of anything but negative thoughts, you know? My body is begging to be fine tuned. It's begging me to throw away the gelatinous fatty baggage on it, and hurt somebody!


Tommorow morning, I'm waking up, going to the gym with a different attitude, shaving my balls till their are terrifically ticklish and lickity bare, puttin on some running shoes and running again.

Oh, and I'm cleaning my fucking house spottless!!!!! I will not waste away.

















that's all.

can we see pics of the shaved balls tomorrow????

DanceWme said:

My camera is at a friends house, so I might not be able to do that.


Here's what they kind of look like, as far as how they hang, and size.

AsianBomb777 said:

....the fuck outta here



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I haven't worked out for 3 days now and I wasn't going to do it tonight as well.

You've inspired me to go do it right now.

i would like some of your verve and lust for life crap that you got going on there. the ballscaping, well - a little high maintenance for me. and scratchy. i always turn into brillo crotch.

You're just trying to get me hot, aren't you?

AsianBomb777 said:

Balls give me the creeps.

Number23 said:

it took balls to say that.

Anx said:

me too please.

what's the point of shaving your balls, if noone but you gets to see them?

purplerein said:

It's like shaving them in the middle of the forest.

Good for you.....and

applekisses said:

hot

Anx said:

how'd the gym visit go yesterday?

Anx said:

and that's all i need to read of THIS thread