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Lulu the Prostitute  
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's Grandma came by. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself, "Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry." The policeman fainted. | |
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That's pretty funny. | |
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SynthiaRose said: That's pretty funny.
Hey crazy girl! Long time no see  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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nasty nasty nasty. | |
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It sounds like she was talking about oral sex, when she was really talking about eating oranges!
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fathermcmeekle said: It sounds like she was talking about oral sex, when she was really talking about eating oranges!
You cheeky SOB!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I'm confused.  | |
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althom said: I'm confused.
I seriously doubt that 
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AsianBomb777 said: althom said: I'm confused.
I seriously doubt that
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© FiveFootNine My past has come back to haunt me!  | |
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althom said: AsianBomb777 said: I seriously doubt that
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© FiveFootNine My past has come back to haunt me! Your past has come back to haunt us all.  | |
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Do you have Lulus Number?
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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AsianBomb777 said: althom said: My past has come back to haunt me! Your past has come back to haunt us all. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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fathermcmeekle said: It sounds like she was talking about oral sex, when she was really talking about eating oranges!
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Steadwood said: Do you have Lulus Number?
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Cloudbuster said: Steadwood said: Do you have Lulus Number?
You know Lulu? 
... Her Grandma sounds Hot   
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AsianBomb777 said: althom said: My past has come back to haunt me! Your past has come back to haunt us all. | |
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