Today has been a strange people day….

Sometimes sheeple out there perplex me….Why do some people at stop lights look over to you and attempt to race you? I’m going to work this morning and I swear this happened 3 times in a 20 min drive. The first was a guy in a old 80’s van gave me the “come get some” look and skidded off as fast as that trash can he called a van could go….Only to stop 30 secs later at the next red light. The second was getting on the freeway (2 lane freeway entry lane) and another assclown wanted to race. The third was just ridiculous…Had a Honda with 1 green door and a engine that sounded like it was powered by sick elderly people at a Denny’s….I wasn’t even trying to go fast but once he got into gear he sped predictably to a red light….

I go out to lunch and some out of shape fool is jay walking crossing the middle of a busy intersection and walking in front of my car looking at me like “what?” I was like “bitch I will knock the bacon off your back! Get out the street!” It’s like lately I have been seeing more and more dumbass behavior around me….Maybe it’s just in Phoenix

You're just getting older.

As we age, we start to get irked by others' behaviour more. Eventually you'll spend every day tut-tuting at kids riding their bikes too dangerously, saying "In my day we used to have to ride with stabilizers until we'd learnt we didn't own the roads, and blah blah blah".

Bumhole said:

My god your right... My old person senses are starting to manifest...I have had an urge to shake a cane at some random young person moving too fast..I currently just shake my fist...

I think people are looking
for a way to feel alive.

So they look for a fight,
or a challenge in their everyday
mundane existence.

An adrenaline rush
to push back the creeping feeling
that they are existing
but not living.

Games to pass time
so they never have
to look long and hard
at where theyve been
where they are
and where they are going.

That or the fact that they are responding to your
"Eat my dust, you ugly Bitch" bumper sticker.

I only see one foolish person on this thread!!

stupidity is everywhere!

someone post a pic of an "assclown"

origmnd said:

YlangYlang said:

Anx said:

it's true. the roads are freaking dangerous. people do unexpected things all the time. my daily commute involves at least one of the following stupid moves:

1. pedestrian dash. you know the ones. they pop out against the light and usually when they aren't even in a crosswalk. abruptly they are suddenly *there* in front of your car.

2. tailgate two-step. this is where the person behind you consistently drives less than five feet from your rear bumper. if number 1, above, occurs, there's a good chance tailgate two-step guy will rear end you.

3. cellphone handicap. these are the drivers who are too busy chatting to bother with signaling their lane changes or turns. they simply veer into your path and you must hit the brakes or hit them.

4. green light go? green light go guy stays where he is even after the light turns green. (checking to make sure there is no oncoming traffic?) for whatever erason, green light go? guy waits anywhere from five to seven seconds after the light turns green they eeease cautiously and slowly into the intersection.

5. left lane mine. this is the person who goes 55 miles per hour in the left lane and refuses to move right even though ten to twenty other vehicles have been trapped behind him. left lane mine guy usually likes to drive exactly adjacent to vehicles in the right lane, thereby creating a roadblock.

those are just a few, i better not get me started. we've all met these people out there, i think, bless them.


good luck and be safe to those who are traveling this weekend!

Sinister said:

Sinister said:

I hate people looking over at me at stoplights. I really wish they allowed heavy tint so people can't even see over in there.

Sinister said:

Try and join a group of youngsters by wearing your pants too low, strutting up to them and saying "Word". I do that in London and it gets me all sort of respect.

Bumhole said:

And a punch in the teeth.

Spookymuffin said:

That is what I get. But my homies who do it, tell me that it means they respect me.

Bumhole said: