We have a date on Saturday to watch The Simple Life and do each other's hair.

I am the luckiest gay cop around! My f-h is hawt, sweet and fu-NEE! In other words: You go girl and keep it fierce!

She totally got to you.

Now you're making threads about her!

...and the straight cop gets no love.

StDrew said:

Post your pic!

JustErin said:

You're just jealous 'cause your f-h is actually a hag. :snapsaroundtheworld:

JustErin said:

If I were not the gayest cop extant and didn't find the thought of sex with women totally repulsive, you would also be on my list of OrgLadies (TM) I would be making the beast-with-two-backs with. Of course, you'd have to wear a hat.

Ace said:

Well, now. I've been told.

I'm gonna go shave off my brows and draw them back on in an angry expression!

JustErin said:

JustErin said:

"Uncle Leo! Why are you so angry?!"

Ace said:

Well, at least you didn't say that I'd have to wear a bag over my head.

JustErin said:

Nevermind. I have no idea why I am on this thread. Just kinda wandered in.

JustErin said:

StDrew said:

A real cop!

I'm sure you get plenty of real love, not the silly internet kind.

JustErin said:

Would you put on a moustache and wear a tux?

StDrew said:

My, what a big...um..."gun holster" you have.

~faints~

Ace said:

If I like you enough, I'll do anything I'm told.

StDrew said:

What are you doing Saturday? Do you like Paris & Nicole?

JustErin said:

You're about a year too late.

Ace said:

poor torontonian women

emm said:

And to think, he's only 4 hours away from where I live.

JustErin said:

Boy, does your timing suck ass! If you'd only shown up before I lost my looks, you could've been chained to my bed with a stiff one up your keister.

I couldn't give two shits about ACE's sexual orientation. He could be a eunuch for all I care. I'd still be an ACE-Hag all the way.


My hands are shaking as I type this just mentioning this uber orger.

AsianBomb777 said:

Dan, you long ago achieved u-o status with your contributions here.

And I missed you when you deleted your account, asshole!

JustErin said:

And I resent the implication that I am not a real cop. I mean, how many guys do you have to give a good working over with your "nightstick" before you get this "real" designation?

Ace said:

Just my luck.

It is true!

JustErin said:

I'm so loveable.

MartyMcFly said:

Hey, isn't that one of the rejected Leibovitz covers from Born in the U.S.A.?