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PrintableSo, I went over to pottery barn to order some replacement items the rat bastard has destroyed..... and I find this item:
 It is a conspiracy to destroy my sanity! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: It is a conspiracy to destroy my sanity! a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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jerseykrs said: you're lucky to have a friend that grew up in Newark, New Jersey.
listen, do exactly as I say..... set a trap along the wall with peanut butter smeared on the trip, but DON'T set the trap. check to see if he came at night and feasted. When he does, you got his ass. the next night, put peanut butter in the corner of a ziploc bag, then cut that corner off and tie the little death treat int a little pouch, then tie this to the trip with a piece of wire, strip a garbage bag tie, that works well. tie it nice and tight to the trip. then poke about three or four small holes in the sack and squeeze JUST a little peanut butter through the holes. set that fucker and enjoy playing grim reaper for a day.  I'm kinda confused as to how that trap works.....but it sounds tortuous   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Stax said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: I could not stand the thought of a kitty chomping on disease ridden vermon! I really think I will need a shrink when this is said and done.... I'm not talking about..... 
My cats looked sweet and cute, but they'd never hesitate to kill a mouse or anything moving. One time the mama cat even killed a rabbit, and brought it up on the porch. She had just had kittens at the time, so I guess her survival instincts kicked in and she felt she had to feed her babies. She was wild as hell when we first found her. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Stax said: I'm not talking about.....
One time the mama cat even killed a rabbit, and brought it up on the porch.  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: AnckSuNamun said: One time the mama cat even killed a rabbit, and brought it up on the porch. It was kinda nasty too, because all of the cats (at the time we had about 7) had ripped into it and the rabbit's blood and guts were spread all over the place. I remember coming home from school and just being shocked. And the smell  I'll never forget that smell and seeing it's kidney torn out. At the time I never knew my cats had a killer instinct like that. I mean I was used to seeing dead birds and shit....but a rabbit mutilated. Damn, those cats didn't play. Who needs a guard dog with cats like that,huh looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Stax said: It was kinda nasty too, because all of the cats (at the time we had about 7) had ripped into it and the rabbit's blood and guts were spread all over the place. I remember coming home from school and just being shocked. And the smell I'll never forget that smell and seeing it's kidney torn out. At the time I never knew my cats had a killer instinct like that. I mean I was used to seeing dead birds and shit....but a rabbit mutilated. Damn, those cats didn't play. Who needs a guard dog with cats like that,huh | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: AnckSuNamun said: It was kinda nasty too, because all of the cats (at the time we had about 7) had ripped into it and the rabbit's blood and guts were spread all over the place. I remember coming home from school and just being shocked. And the smell I'll never forget that smell and seeing it's kidney torn out. At the time I never knew my cats had a killer instinct like that. I mean I was used to seeing dead birds and shit....but a rabbit mutilated. Damn, those cats didn't play. Who needs a guard dog with cats like that,huh a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: and I raise you a  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Stax said: and I raise you a all in. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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