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What did the two turkeys say........ when they saw the farmer coming?
"let's get the flock out of here" 
I'm opening this sangria now. | |
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Im so sick  | |
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So do you guys in the US get the day of work today, or what?  There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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Off.
I mean off. Not of.  There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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Bumhole said: Off.
I mean off. Not of. I do  | |
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DanceWme said: Bumhole said: Off.
I mean off. Not of. I do  There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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DanceWme said: 
It's okay. I'm just jealous because I have a shit load of work to do and i'm gonna be here all fucking night.  Especially if i don't get off the org.  There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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Bumhole said: DanceWme said:
It's okay. I'm just jealous because I have a shit load of work to do and i'm gonna be here all fucking night. Especially if i don't get off the org. Well then u better get off the org. And while ur at it..u might wanna go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and fix ur damn face | |
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DanceWme said: Bumhole said:
It's okay. I'm just jealous because I have a shit load of work to do and i'm gonna be here all fucking night. Especially if i don't get off the org. Well then u better get off the org. And while ur at it..u might wanna go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and fix ur damn face I would love to look in the mirror, but I don't have a reflection. There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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Bumhole said: DanceWme said: Well then u better get off the org. And while ur at it..u might wanna go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and fix ur damn face I would love to look in the mirror, but I don't have a reflection.  ok now im scared | |
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I *hate* this thread. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: I *hate* this thread.
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AsianBomb777 said: I *hate* this thread.
me too.  | |
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jerseykrs said: AsianBomb777 said: I *hate* this thread.
me too. Well hey - it started badly, and was never really going to recover from there.  There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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jerseykrs said: AsianBomb777 said: I *hate* this thread.
me too. It speaks volumes for DancWme and Bumhole's tastes. They're tearing this thread apart with their enthusiasm.  | |
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Im sowwy | |
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DanceWme said: Im sowwy
I'm not. There's a Bumhole in my Heart. | |
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ok, here's the only joke I know and it's not even holiday related.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? 
Nothing!!!! They were both stuck-up cunts!!! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: ok, here's the only joke I know and it's not even holiday related.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing!!!! They were both stuck-up cunts!!! OH MY GOD!!! | |
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DanceWme said: AsianBomb777 said: ok, here's the only joke I know and it's not even holiday related.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing!!!! They were both stuck-up cunts!!! OH MY GOD!!! I guess I could have said, what did one stove top dressing package say to the other. Than finished it with nothing. They were both stuck-up turkeys.
But that kind of sucks. | |
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Im eating food now so im feeling good Either joke would've worked lol | |
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AsianBomb777 said: DanceWme said: OH MY GOD!!! I guess I could have said, what did one stove top dressing package say to the other. Than finished it with nothing. They were both stuck-up turkeys.
But that kind of sucks. yeah, it does. |
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CarrieMpls said: AsianBomb777 said: I guess I could have said, what did one stove top dressing package say to the other. Than finished it with nothing. They were both stuck-up turkeys.
But that kind of sucks. yeah, it does. Have you read Chris's original joke 
That's even worse! We're starting at zero here Carrie! Z E R O !!!!! | |
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| I really like these jokes. What does that say about me? | |
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AsianBomb777 said: CarrieMpls said: yeah, it does. Have you read Chris's original joke
That's even worse! We're starting at zero here Carrie! Z E R O !!!!! What's brown and sticky? A stick!  |
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AsianBomb777 said:
You know you laughed! I'm hilarious, dammit. |
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CarrieMpls said: AsianBomb777 said:
You know you laughed! I'm hilarious, dammit.
oh what the hell here's another one: Blonde thanksgiving: It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter. "Did it not taste good?" her mother asked. "I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!" | |
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