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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT THANKSGIVING... and get away with! 1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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20. "Stuff it, Grandma!"  The Normal Whores Club | |
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21. thanks for the cock
 and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: 21. thanks for the cock
22. I am stuffed; I had too much cock. |
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23. I fuck kids.
It was the booze.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: 23. I fuck kids.
It was the booze. Even your siblings would backhand you at the table for that. | |
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xplnyrslf said: Spookymuffin said: 23. I fuck kids.
It was the booze. Even your siblings would backhand you at the table for that.  that's why I'd blame the drink. save some face. | |
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24.I stirred everyones drink with my cock, how does it taste? 
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25. I got the butter for your muffin.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: 23. I fuck kids.
It was the booze. and masterbate puppies....  | |
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Shanti1 said: Spookymuffin said: 23. I fuck kids.
It was the booze. and masterbate puppies.... My wife made this cheese.
From her tit. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Shanti1 said: and masterbate puppies.... My wife made this cheese.
From her tit. and this one from her clit. Like she always says, when life gives you yeast make some bread, or beer! .. | |
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27.Let's make bath tub crank! .. | |
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. [Edited 11/19/06 17:56pm] "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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SpisaRibb said: Spookymuffin said: My wife made this cheese.
From her tit. and this one from her clit. Like she always says, when life gives you yeast make some bread, or beer! I AM NOT EATING DINNER ON THANKSGIVING. I'LL THINK OF YOU AND DRINK MY DINNER. I'll spring for a good chard....Far Niete. | |
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Spookymuffin said: 23. I fuck kids.
It was the booze. That's SO Festen that it ain't funny, somehow... |
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