but if I get too close to one, they might wanna veganize me..

vegans smell like patchouli. feh.

man, even their mac and cheese had meat in it!

that's one thing i have a hard time with in chicago. i never really had to worry about my diet in new york, because it's not such a meat-eater's paradise culture out there. i mean, yeah, there are steakhouses and whatnot, but it's more about the cuisine than it is about loading up on a truckload of carcass. out here, PEOPLE LOVE THEIR MEAT. why? BECAUSE IT'S MEAT.

i forgot people were like that till i came back to the midwest. it's like people have some kind of meat-eating quota they have to fulfill every day or else their insides will shrivel. it's an addiction? i don't know. i let people judge their own addictive behaviors. but you're right. there are some places - like that fridays we went to - that go out of their way to make sure meat is included in EVERY SINGLE ITEM. i'm surprised there weren't some slim jims floating around in my diet coke!

I hear ya. Be thankful that you dont live in the south/mid-atlantic. THis is the bar-b-que capital of the frickin world. Everything is pork pork pork and beef. On the plus side, its forced me to become a much better cook. We have a few Indian restaurants, some gret Thai places, and Chilli's has one hell of a veggie burger. Aside from those places, there really isnt much variety for those of us who choose not to eat the carne.

That trips me out too. But then I remember that if I cooked for my family, no one would probably eat it. And I only grew up in the burbs, not out in rural minnesota. My niece thinks I eat the weirdest foods on the planet.

i can't get too excited. now that haystack's back, my scars from the accident have started to throb

but I don't want to get poked by a rib.

When I hug HereToRockYourWorld, it's just curvy healthy goodness, no ribs poking.

It's the stubble you gotta watch out for.

vegans smell like patchouli.

Get your patchouli STINK out of my store!

thank you, jack black.

Go comb your ponytail.

This nasty ass thread keeps growing like a weed in a garden.

Ass and weed. It's all ass and weed with you, isn't it?

first take off that COSBY SWEATER.