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Printablepurplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i swear, PR... i didn't tell him, but since i've seen that he's back i've had to change my panties 4 times!!!!  i'll be by to do your laundry   | |
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Haystack said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...and it was only when luv4u finished drinking the urine that the satanic ritual could begin...
The bit about the murdered orphans I could cope with, but that!  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorIrresistibleB1tch said: purplerein said: i'll be by to do your laundry  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: IrresistibleB1tch said: HEY!...i want in on that!! Hands..Hands...I'll be over later. are we talking victoria's secret? | |
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purplerein said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: you nasty pidgeon.  vegan undies :runsaway: | |
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heystek!
Was almost afraid is wasn't you orgpopping me yesterday, but the masta' of misquoting has returned! good to see you back,  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Haystack said: madartista said: in your travels 2 that scary lady place did u run into the GhostlyNun? my life has been empty without her guidance. now orgers just ask questions instead of answering them.
 GhostlyNun has taken a residency in Vegas at the Travelodge, playing to about 12 (if she's lucky) people a night, for the past 3 years or so. You are aware of www.deadsexynunmusicclub.com aren't you? i did not realize that was her! i'll be in vegas soon -- looking forward to a "session" with her. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Stymie said: therapyisback said: Honestly 'stack...
 yarvol?! That's right, you are Divinity | |
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REDFEATHERS said: therapyisback said: Honestly 'stack...  OMG I was just thinking of you the other day.. how wonderful to have you back!  How are you?  i'm doing good - ridin' on the crest of Haystacks return wave... 
(i was one of those women from the womens realm. i turned him back onto women again with one flash of my used surf-board sanitary towel and my ounce of old holburn hangin out the side of my briefs. he's not looked back since baby) ps how are you?! [Edited 11/17/06 11:58am] That's right, you are Divinity | |
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therapyisback said: I  felching | |
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Number23 said: Aye, welcome back man. I remember you left because you thought you were repeating yourself and had 'lost it'. Have you regained it?
 I've gained trust in gerbils, does that count? | |
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Haystack said: i rim cats and dogs
That's right, you are Divinity | |
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hopefully the popularity of this thread will encourage more lost orgers to return.. | |
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madartista said: Haystack said: GhostlyNun has taken a residency in Vegas at the Travelodge, playing to about 12 (if she's lucky) people a night, for the past 3 years or so. You are aware of www.deadsexynunmusicclub.com aren't you? i did not realize that was her! i'll be in vegas soon -- looking forward to a "session" with her. Maybe that's who tried to break into our room at the big boulder Inn at 8:45 in the morning!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: purplerein said: grammar...  PR... "women of the opposite sex"...  are you trying to tell us something, sweetie? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Haystack said: What they're saying about Haystack's return;
I saw that. 'Haystack's back and badder than ever...' - The Weekly Smell 'Haystack's a master showman, he has never cast a stronger spell...' - Morning Erection 'This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest Org return ever made...' - Why? Magazine 'Perfectly paced, powerful posts...' - Chronicles of Narnia 'Makes luv4u look nailed to the floor...' - Fornication Monthly 'Brilliant... Stunning... Riveting. Haystack is a breathtaking record of the best Orger of 2002 or thereabouts, bar none...' - The Horny Weasel Times Fire retardent clothing is recommended for those posts near to his...' - Ugly Person Magazine 'The finest live Orger in the world today...' - Orgasm News  I have a subscription to Fornication Monthly.Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Haystack said: Number23 said: Aye, welcome back man. I remember you left because you thought you were repeating yourself and had 'lost it'. Have you regained it?
I realised I was really running away from my addiction to Scottish scat. So... How you doin?  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: My thrush problem's returned. Has anybody got any better treatment than the yoghurt?
Wish I could help, sorry. yes thats is you indeed how utterly cool | |
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shausler said: Haystack said: Wish I could help, sorry. yes thats is you indeed how utterly cool innit? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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shausler said: And your shit still stinks I hope?
Typical shausler welcome | |
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cborgman said: Don't forget, my delicious semen is still available for sale. All proceeds go to charity. Excellent Xmas gift for that special loved one.
Put me down for a couple of litres. | |
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Haystack said: shausler said: And your shit still stinks I hope?
Typical shausler welcome oohhh he tease us alot cause he got us on the spot weellcoomme baacckkkkk welcomeback welcomeback welcomeback | |
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Haystack said: cborgman said: Don't forget, my delicious semen is still available for sale. All proceeds go to charity. Excellent Xmas gift for that special loved one.
Put me down for a couple of litres. you can get it from the tap, baby. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Haystack said: Put me down for a couple of litres. you can get it from the tap, baby. | |
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Well, well it is about time.
Welcome back!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: Well, well it is about time.
Welcome back! i love your avatar. when i look at it directly, the white bit in the middle shrinks. i don't know why, but i'm impressed it's not changed from what it was! That's right, you are Divinity | |
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Welcome back! ~makes sandwiches~ | |
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Haystack's back!
Which one were you again?  | |
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fathermcmeekle said: Haystack's back!
:shag: i missed him too. | |
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fathermcmeekle said: ...I find the more recently deceased cadavers less sexually stimulating than ones that have been dead for, say, more than a year. Trouble is, you normally have to work quite hard to dig those ones up...
Have you thought about investing in a small digger? | |
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