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PrintableIrresistibleB1tch said: Haystack said: I've spent the past 3 years in Woman's Realm. It's a world that exists in a different dimension to ours and is populated only by women. My arrival caused chaos as they had no idea what a man does or what he can do. Sadly, me being gay meant that apart from having a willy and no tits, I was of no use to them whatsoever and was nothing but a freaky novelty in their world. I lived my life appearing in circuses and freak shows, showing my manly wares for all the women to look at and faint with disgust at.Anyway, for some reason, I appeared back on Earth last week and thought I'd return here. ... what, to relive that experience? Yeah, but over here, they faint at the sight of it because they can't believe what a waste it is that such a fine member is only used on (in?) men. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: purplerein said: lets see who's welcome back thread will be more popular...IB's or Borgies
 like Borgie's EVEN has a chance! you paid luv4u off!!  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: oh, shit... sorry, didnt see this!
No problem, I took care of it   
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorHandclapsfingasnapz said: damn, the other thread got locked before the misquoting party got underway.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Just what is it about beefy, egg-like farts that turns me on?
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Haystack said: IrresistibleB1tch said: ... what, to relive that experience? Yeah, but over here, they faint at the sight of it because they can't believe what a waste it is that such a fine member is only used on (in?) men. 
have i mentioned i live in nyc now, which is close to europe? . [Edited 11/17/06 10:54am] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Haystack said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Just what is it about beefy, egg-like farts that turns me on?
Beefy and egg-like? God, that is so 1997...eggy and sewer-esque is where it's at!   | |
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cborgman said: IrresistibleB1tch said: like Borgie's EVEN has a chance! you paid luv4u off!! Makes a deposit into my Swiss bank account...
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Every time I use my fingers to play with my furry birdie, I feel all funny inside and after some time it gets uncontrollably lovely. Is this normal?
Nope. | |
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Haystack said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Every time I use my fingers to play with my furry birdie, I feel all funny inside and after some time it gets uncontrollably lovely. Is this normal?
Nope. No, it's not...I'm reporting you to The Anti-Furry Birdie & Dangle Society right now. You need help!  
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Haystack said: IrresistibleB1tch said: ... what, to relive that experience? Yeah, but over here, they faint at the sight of it because they can't believe what a waste it is that such a fine member is only used on (in?) men.  no shit... | |
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in your travels 2 that scary lady place did u run into the GhostlyNun? my life has been empty without her guidance. now orgers just ask questions instead of answering them.  http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Prince was shit until about 1984/5!
Finally, you admit it. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Haystack said: Yeah, but over here, they faint at the sight of it because they can't believe what a waste it is that such a fine member is only used on (in?) men. no shit...good thing we have PR..he uses his fine member on (in?) women of the opposite sex grammar...  | |
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purplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: no shit...good thing we have PR..he uses his fine member on (in?) women of the opposite sex grammar... PR... "women of the opposite sex"...  are you trying to tell us something, sweetie? | |
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madartista said: in your travels 2 that scary lady place did u run into the GhostlyNun? my life has been empty without her guidance. now orgers just ask questions instead of answering them.
GhostlyNun has taken a residency in Vegas at the Travelodge, playing to about 12 (if she's lucky) people a night, for the past 3 years or so. You are aware of www.deadsexynunmusicclub.com aren't you? | |
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Haystack said: What they're saying about Haystack's return;
I saw that. 'Haystack's back and badder than ever...' - The Weekly Smell 'Haystack's a master showman, he has never cast a stronger spell...' - Morning Erection 'This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest Org return ever made...' - Why? Magazine 'Perfectly paced, powerful posts...' - Chronicles of Narnia 'Makes luv4u look nailed to the floor...' - Fornication Monthly 'Brilliant... Stunning... Riveting. Haystack is a breathtaking record of the best Orger of 2002 or thereabouts, bar none...' - The Horny Weasel Times Fire retardent clothing is recommended for those posts near to his...' - Ugly Person Magazine 'The finest live Orger in the world today...' - Orgasm News  I have a subscription to Fornication Monthly."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Haystack said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Prince was shit until about 1984/5!
Wait--I'd heard that he was frying sludge until then, not shit. I'm confused. what, you didn't know? before the big lovesexy epiphany of 1988 there was the grand pan dripping epiphany of 1983. then he forgot all about it at the end of the year and switched over to shit. s'true, boris told me all about it. | |
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wow...haystack seems to bring the best out of the org. like wd-40 or something. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...and it was only when luv4u finished drinking the urine that the satanic ritual could begin...
The bit about the murdered orphans I could cope with, but that! | |
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purplerein said: wow...haystack seems to bring the bestiality out of the org
Funny you should say that... | |
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Haystack said: I've learned how to make my own gravy--it's a blend of my own earwax, the tears of small mammals, and love.
 are you really haystack, man?  | |
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I'm pretending I'm the first and most important person he contacted 
WELCOMEFREAKINBACKBABY!!!!   2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I'm pretending I'm the first and most important person he contacted
WELCOMEFREAKINBACKBABY!!!!  | |
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Haystack said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I'm pretending I'm the first and most important person he contacted
WELCOMEFREAKINBACKBABY!!!!  sorry Supa, i swing a different way now..my 3 years amongst the menstruating persuasion changed me.TMI...TMI | |
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purplerein said: I peel babies and roll them in salt
Double | |
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purplerein said: Haystack said: sorry Supa, i swing a different way now..my 3 years amongst the menstruating persuasion changed me.pics please   | |
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Aye, welcome back man. I remember you left because you thought you were repeating yourself and had 'lost it'. Have you regained it?  | |
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Haystack said: purplerein said: I peel babies and roll them in salt
Double i swear, PR... i didn't tell him!!!! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Haystack said: Double i swear, PR... i didn't tell him, but since i've seen that he's back i've had to change my panties 4 times!!!! you're gonna have to do some laundry | |
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