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welcome back... we missed ya!! | |
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yes, I saw that..... | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: My tits stink
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Haystack said: IrresistibleB1tch said: His tits stink
try some tea tree oil! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: My thrush problem's returned. Has anybody got any better treatment than the yoghurt?
Wish I could help, sorry. | |
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: My thrush problem's returned. Has anybody got any better treatment than the yoghurt?
Maybe my knob will help. Honestly 'stack... That's right, you are Divinity | |
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Haystack said: IrresistibleB1tch said: My tits stink
YAY!! | |
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Haystack said: IrresistibleB1tch said: My tits stink
I missed you soooo much!!!! | |
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therapyisback said: Haystack said: Maybe my knob will help. Honestly 'stack... | |
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: My thrush problem's returned. Has anybody got any better treatment than the yoghurt?
Wish I could help, sorry. | |
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therapyisback said: Haystack said: Maybe my knob will help. Honestly 'stack... OMG I was just thinking of you the other day.. how wonderful to have you back! How are you? | |
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Yayyyyy haystack!!! Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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What what WHAT!!!!!?????
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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What they're saying about Haystack's return;
'Haystack's back and badder than ever...' - The Weekly Smell 'Haystack's a master showman, he has never cast a stronger spell...' - Morning Erection 'This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest Org return ever made...' - Why? Magazine 'Perfectly paced, powerful posts...' - Chronicles of Narnia 'Makes luv4u look nailed to the floor...' - Fornication Monthly 'Brilliant... Stunning... Riveting. Haystack is a breathtaking record of the best Orger of 2002 or thereabouts, bar none...' - The Horny Weasel Times Fire retardent clothing is recommended for those posts near to his...' - Ugly Person Magazine 'The finest live Orger in the world today...' - Orgasm News | |
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
best org birthday present ever. u have been missed. now get 2 work! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
best org birthday present ever. u have been missed. now get 2 work! Naturally, I plan very serious and in-depth discussion in Prince: Music And More and P&R Forums only. Don't expect me to appear too much in here. Yeah, right! | |
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Haystack said: IrresistibleB1tch said: My tits stink
holy crap you're really back!!! where were you????? | |
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lets see who's welcome back thread will be more popular...IB's or Borgies | |
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oh, shit... sorry, didnt see this! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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XxAxX said: Haystack said: holy crap you're really back!!! where were you????? I've spent the past 3 years in Woman's Realm. It's a world that exists in a different dimension to ours and is populated only by women. My arrival caused chaos as they had no idea what a man does or what he can do. Sadly, me being gay meant that apart from having a willy and no tits, I was of no use to them whatsoever and was nothing but a freaky novelty in their world. I lived my life appearing in circuses and freak shows, showing my manly wares for all the women to look at and faint with disgust at. Anyway, for some reason, I appeared back on Earth last week and thought I'd return here. | |
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purplerein said: lets see who's welcome back thread will be more popular...IB's or Borgies
like Borgie's EVEN has a chance! | |
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Haystack said: XxAxX said: holy crap you're really back!!! where were you????? I've spent the past 3 years in Woman's Realm. It's a world that exists in a different dimension to ours and is populated only by women. My arrival caused chaos as they had no idea what a man does or what he can do. Sadly, me being gay meant that apart from having a willy and no tits, I was of no use to them whatsoever and was nothing but a freaky novelty in their world. I lived my life appearing in circuses and freak shows, showing my manly wares for all the women to look at and faint with disgust at.Anyway, for some reason, I appeared back on Earth last week and thought I'd return here. ... what, to relive that experience? [Edited 11/17/06 10:46am] | |
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am i the only one who is dying to see the first Spats/Haystack exchange?! | |
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damn, the other thread got locked before the misquoting party got underway. | |
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