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W.H.A.P. for the novices..... My "Whaps" originated from the age of 12 years old when I would see my Dad always patting his woman on the tushy. As they passed by or as he passed them by...it was always a subtle pat on the ass as a gesture of endearment.
I picked it up in my latter years of course. And it became my signature gesture of endearment to my beloved orgers. Yes, I do and WILL whap you in person if it is not something that you or your spouse will take "seriously". It is not meant as a form of intrusion or disrespect EVER. There are four aspects to my "Whaps" and they can come in the form of: W.elcome H.ello A.cknowledgement P.leasurable Pain You make the call! 
Any questions?? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I fuck dogs.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: I fuck dogs.
Before or after you bury them? Either way, you're one sick Mother Fucker. | |
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desperado said: Spookymuffin said: I fuck dogs.
Before or after you bury them? Either way, you're one sick Mother Fucker. after I've burnt them  | |
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Spookymuffin said: desperado said: Before or after you bury them? Either way, you're one sick Mother Fucker. after I've burnt them Before or after you've fucked and buried them? Either way, you're one sick Mother Fucker. | |
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desperado said: Spookymuffin said: after I've burnt them Before or after you've fucked and buried them? Either way, you're one sick Mother Fucker. HEYYYYY!!!!! 
Fucking thread jackers....LOL!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: desperado said: Before or after you've fucked and buried them? Either way, you're one sick Mother Fucker. HEYYYYY!!!!!
Fucking thread jackers....LOL!! 
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DexMSR said: My "Whaps" originated from the age of 12 years old when I would see my Dad always patting his woman on the tushy. As they passed by or as he passed them by...it was always a subtle pat on the ass as a gesture of endearment.
I picked it up in my latter years of course. And it became my signature gesture of endearment to my beloved orgers. Yes, I do and WILL whap you in person if it is not something that you or your spouse will take "seriously". It is not meant as a form of intrusion or disrespect EVER. There are four aspects to my "Whaps" and they can come in the form of: W.elcome H.ello A.cknowledgement P.leasurable Pain You make the call!
Any questions?? doesn't it seem like sexual harassment?..the girls didnt ask to be patted on the ass | |
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They should have a smiley for that
Would this work?  | |
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purplerein said: DexMSR said: My "Whaps" originated from the age of 12 years old when I would see my Dad always patting his woman on the tushy. As they passed by or as he passed them by...it was always a subtle pat on the ass as a gesture of endearment.
I picked it up in my latter years of course. And it became my signature gesture of endearment to my beloved orgers. Yes, I do and WILL whap you in person if it is not something that you or your spouse will take "seriously". It is not meant as a form of intrusion or disrespect EVER. There are four aspects to my "Whaps" and they can come in the form of: W.elcome H.ello A.cknowledgement P.leasurable Pain You make the call!
Any questions?? doesn't it seem like sexual harassment?..the girls didnt ask to be patted on the ass trust....I know who appreciates them and who does not. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: My "Whaps" originated from the age of 12 years old when I would see my Dad always patting his woman on the tushy. As they passed by or as he passed them by...it was always a subtle pat on the ass as a gesture of endearment.
I picked it up in my latter years of course. And it became my signature gesture of endearment to my beloved orgers. Yes, I do and WILL whap you in person if it is not something that you or your spouse will take "seriously". It is not meant as a form of intrusion or disrespect EVER. There are four aspects to my "Whaps" and they can come in the form of: W.elcome H.ello A.cknowledgement P.leasurable Pain You make the call!
Any questions?? I like that one.... | |
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NAnomaly said: DexMSR said: My "Whaps" originated from the age of 12 years old when I would see my Dad always patting his woman on the tushy. As they passed by or as he passed them by...it was always a subtle pat on the ass as a gesture of endearment.
I picked it up in my latter years of course. And it became my signature gesture of endearment to my beloved orgers. Yes, I do and WILL whap you in person if it is not something that you or your spouse will take "seriously". It is not meant as a form of intrusion or disrespect EVER. There are four aspects to my "Whaps" and they can come in the form of: W.elcome H.ello A.cknowledgement P.leasurable Pain You make the call!
Any questions?? I like that one.... DON'T STAND SO CLOSE 2 ME.....
WHAP!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Dexxxxx 
btw them whaps gotta sting to em but they are nice  If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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the WHAP invokes the sound of a  when done correctly in my imagination....He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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 Dumb. | |
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purplekisses said: Dexxxxx
btw them whaps gotta sting to em but they are nice how are u sweety?? WHAP! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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purplekisses said: Dexxxxx
btw them whaps gotta sting to em but they are nice 
Dex is tha man Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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DexMSR said: purplekisses said: Dexxxxx
btw them whaps gotta sting to em but they are nice how are u sweety?? WHAP! doin good gettn over the weekend n vegas... there are some pics n the fangathering area ... good to see U around again ness was just mentioning U this weekend.... If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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luv4all7 said: Dumb.WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP.....AND U KNOW U LIKE IT SEXY BITCH!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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muirdo said: purplekisses said: Dexxxxx
btw them whaps gotta sting to em but they are nice
Dex is tha man Yo!! Li'l brotha!! What's up??? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: NAnomaly said: I like that one.... DON'T STAND SO CLOSE 2 ME.....
WHAP!! | |
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I've been whapped in name only.
If an orger gets whapped in the forest does it make a sound? Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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babynoz said: I've been whapped in name only.
If an orger gets whapped in the forest does it make a sound? with his big ass hands hell yeah and don't be wearing jeans when U meeet him and he gives U no warning when doing it If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: babynoz said: I've been whapped in name only.
If an orger gets whapped in the forest does it make a sound? with his big ass hands hell yeah and don't be wearing jeans when U meeet him and he gives U no warning when doing it  Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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A good whap on the ass is nice. Of course, it has to be with someone that is whap-er worthy. [Edited 11/15/06 17:04pm] | |
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JustErin said: A good whap on the ass is nice. Of course, it has to be with someone that is whap-er worthy.
[Edited 11/15/06 17:04pm] Lucky you...I just so happen to have a degree in whapology. Not to mention a minor in guaranteed female multiorgasmification. (Insert something clever here) |
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DarkKnight1 said: JustErin said: A good whap on the ass is nice. Of course, it has to be with someone that is whap-er worthy.
[Edited 11/15/06 17:04pm] Lucky you...I just so happen to have a degree in whapology. Not to mention a minor in guaranteed female multiorgasmification. Now just gimme a couple of references and you're hired. | |
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 Oh so thats what that means! I have always wondered... | |
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DexMSR said: My "Whaps" originated from the age of 12 years old when I would see my Dad always patting his woman on the tushy. As they passed by or as he passed them by...it was always a subtle pat on the ass as a gesture of endearment.
I picked it up in my latter years of course. And it became my signature gesture of endearment to my beloved orgers. Yes, I do and WILL whap you in person if it is not something that you or your spouse will take "seriously". It is not meant as a form of intrusion or disrespect EVER. There are four aspects to my "Whaps" and they can come in the form of: W.elcome H.ello A.cknowledgement P.leasurable Pain You make the call!
Any questions?? Couldn't be clearer  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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DexMSR said: My "Whaps" originated from the age of 12 years old when I would see my Dad always patting his woman on the tushy. As they passed by or as he passed them by...it was always a subtle pat on the ass as a gesture of endearment.
I picked it up in my latter years of course. And it became my signature gesture of endearment to my beloved orgers. Yes, I do and WILL whap you in person if it is not something that you or your spouse will take "seriously". It is not meant as a form of intrusion or disrespect EVER. There are four aspects to my "Whaps" and they can come in the form of: W.elcome H.ello A.cknowledgement P.leasurable Pain You make the call!
Any questions?? Can I volunteer Supa's posterior for the occasion?? That's before he gets the camera out for your "close up". | |
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