Buffalo chicken sandwich from the vending machine in our cafe. I was starving and it looked innocent enough. But I am feeling the underpinnings of something ugly.

I am not a smart man sometimes.

You poor, poor man...

Damn my questionable judgement. The salad would have been much better for me and not caused what feels to be the start of a major skirmish in my abdominal region.

You ate from the "wheel of death"???

Wash it down with some nice, spicy jalapeno brine!

TMPletz said:

DanceWme said:

Fear of public toilets...going to have to sweat this one out.

TMPletz said:

It was 2.25 and I had 3 dollars in my wallet. Damn why do I carry money? I know I can't be trusted.

GottaLetitgo said:

That sounds like a good name for an album.

Anx said:

Well, just a Sprite actually...the brine cost a dollar and I only had 75 cents left.

TMPletz said:

I'm going to need some intervention, people. You're going to have to walk me through this. I'm really scared right now.

GottaLetitgo said:

Go drink some water

DanceWme said:

Okay, but the inferno may not be quenched.

This is a low point for threads but I just like to bring y'all to my world sometimes.

Okay the lady pants was worse but this is up there.

GottaLetitgo said:

U will be otay

GottaLetitgo said:

Was it spicy? You know what they say about spicy food.

Johnny Cash knew all about it:

And it burned burned burned...
The ring of fire
The ring of fire

TMPletz said:

It wasn't at first. But halfway through, I started to feel the burn and damn if I didn't just keep eating it.

Bastard food supply companies!

GottaLetitgo said:

You'll be fine, hon.

I'm singing the soundtrack of the "Sound of Music". That is helping somehow.

GottaLetitgo said:

ooo i'm sorry but i must laugh little at your choice of words. remember "this too shall pass"

GottaLetitgo said:

Listen to George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass".

XxAxX said:

The UN has been alerted about the skirmish and may upgrade it to battle status in a matter of minutes.

You should go make yourself throw up before you digest it, if ya don't wanna get really sick.. I know I would.

Go ram your finger down your throat.

luv4all7 said:

That would end my four streak of not upchucking.

What's the record by the way?

GottaLetitgo said:

my puke streak goes back to 1999.

the actual year, not the new master.

Anx said:

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to

Anx said:

eating a sandwich from a vending machine is just begging for trouble. your stomach's gonna retaliate--hardcore, natch--pretty soon.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Like my hairline, the threat has receeded. Thank you all for getting me through this latest misadventure.