At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asked the audience for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A scottish voice from near the front pierced the silence:

"Well, stop fucking doing it then."



I know, i know, Bono is serious about poverty in the world, but damn, this made me LOL

That's not funny

Totally uncalled for. That person is an asshole IMHO.

Hehehe.

Sorry.

Made me

I love Scots.

kisscamille said:

Aw come on, you know it's just a little bit funny

AlfofMelmak said:

i found that funny too...i'd file it under the shut up and sing tab

evenstar3 said:

Not to me and not to the millions who die around the world each day.

I'm a bit ambivalent about it too, kisscamille, but somehow I'm sure the scot saying it regrets his "big mouth".

AlfofMelmak said:

McMeekle??

XxAxX said:

Run for the hills!

lol

is that on a boot?
Id like to hear that

I love Scotland. Almost as much as I hate it. It gave me my accent, wit and intellect, though. And you cunts penicillin and TV. But what that guy shouted is Scot's humour defined - black as a coalman's fingernails.

Number23 said:

you know..your voice sounds alot like the bloke i heard at the u2 concert....hey...wait a minute...say "stop doing it then"...

purplerein said:

http://download.yousendit...0100362842

Number23 said:

Number23 said:

You sound nothing like I imagined.

Number23 said:

but naw, too reluctant. Person in my mind had a lot of emphasis on the "fucking"

horrible, but pretty funny too

AlfofMelmak said:

I'll say it the way it should be said in ten minutes when no-one's home.

Spookymuffin said:

You think I sounded like a Scottish Louis Armstrong?

Number23 said:

Ah! hence the reluctance.

waiting.... tick, tock, tick,

Number23 said:

Yeah! I liked you as a crazy singing drunk.

Spookymuffin said:

You'll maybe like what you hear in a minute or five.

Number23 said:

You choking to death?

Spookymuffin said:

No. Who would post it?

Spookymuffin said:

scroll up dude!

Number23 said:

you're talking to Spooky there, remember?

Number23 said:

you sir, are a legend