Spats said:

Honey, they most likely never complained because they were your sexual match - duds.

Be happy that they liked and disliked the same things you do, other than the cuddling issue.

Spats makes them sleep in the wet spot.

CinisterCee said:

How did you know??

JustErin said:

They were not duds at all. They were great except that the moaning and faces would get annoying. But other than that... They wanted to do a lot more than i did. But they were very happy with what they got.

gemini13 said:

I feel the same way.

Spats said:

You insult women, and most men, every post you make. Being a member of the human race, how can we not be offended? The fact that you can actually claim "I don't insult anyone" is extremely dense.

And I know you're retort will be "I'm just saying what's true." Which is insulting.

Spats said:

insult



insult

Spats said:

So they didn't get what they really wanted from you, they simply settled for whatever they could get from you. It goes back to what I said to you before about you, admittedly, getting women with low standards. Women settle for you. If that makes you feel ok as a man, then cool.

We could go on about this all night, because no matter what you say, I will always be able to think of a response that ends up making you look even more...um...Spats-like.

Don't get me wrong, it's fun to see the Spats character walk blindly into traps again and again, and these little conversations are entertaining, even thought provoking...but it's late and I need to sleep.

Cheers.

heartbeatocean said:

I don't agree with you. And i don't insult with every post i make. You are just pointing out the negative and forget that i get along with quite few people here. And they are mostly women!!!!! I can't be that offensive to them.

JustErin said:

Bad Boys don't give women EVERYTHING the woman wants. But they deliver enough.

Spats said:

...in bed - always. More than enough.

But let's not forget that you just addmitted that you were unable to do that.

Bad boy label denied!

So where does that leave you? Yup, that's right. In the jerk/loser catagory.

Now, keep in mind, I am only going by the things you say on here about yourself and then taking your own philosphies and applying them to you.

This is just too easy.

Ok, that's enough from me for now.

Spats said:

ok fine, a very high percentage of posts, not all.



I don't give a rat's ass who you get along with. You say extremely offensive things about WOMEN, of which I am one, and you don't even know me! I personally find you offensive, and that's an understatement.

Captain Obvious asks, "If Spats bothers you all so much, why do you keep talking about him/starting threads about him? Why not just ignore him?"

I know, I know, that's not nearly as fun, I suppose. I guess maybe it's just a big game?

There are users on this site that I find incredibly annoying and irritating (and Spats is actually not one of them )--so I just don't read their threads or don't respond to their idiotic posts because for me, it's not worth the time nor energy. At the end of the day, they probably aren't going to change anyway...






Spats, question for you, you first joined the Org because you like Prince, so how come you don't "hang out" in the Prince: M&M forums that much?

jone70 said:

Believe me, I try. But the kid keeps saying the same things again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Polluting perfectly innocent and interesting threads with extremely offensive comments. It's a bit hard to ignore.

A better solution would be

JustErin said:

Now you are changing the rules.

If the girls in bed are happy then i fit the description.

jone70 said:

because i find the conversations boring. And Prince is playing Vegas right now. What else is there to talk about??

heartbeatocean said:

That's what this thread is for. So i can talk with everyone here instead of "polluting perfectly innocent (yeah right) threads" elsewhere.

Spats said:

I guess I didn't take it seriously that you would actually stop posting on other threads. Well, if you're going to confine yourself to this thread alone then, have at it! Welcome to the org!

heartbeatocean said:

I feel ya'(and I know Spats can be quite repetitive, I've read the threads), that is exactly how I was with my personal "Spatses.". I just left for awhile--went over to HQ or stopped hanging out in the forum(s) they did. Or when I see posts from them on the thread, I literally just scroll by it and don't even read it.

heartbeatocean said:

I am allowed to post on other threads. Just not change the topic to something about me. Which i never intentionally do.

jone70 said:

Yeah, I should probably get out of the GD forum anyway.

Spats said:

unfortunately for us

Spats said:

Spats, you're a trip...I know you can come up with a more creative reason than that. There are about 40 Prince albums, the associate albums, past concerts, that fuckin' Happy Feet movie (), the British RRHOF, tour speculation, past tour analyzation, marketing strategies, Prince vs. JT/MJ/whomever, your favorite Prince album/song/video/hairstyle/era/band/concert/booty pic, what kind of toothpaste/mouthwash/shampoo does Prince use, which Prince babe would you most like sacktime with, etc... The topics are inexhaustible!!



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jone70 said:

Okay, i will spread my sunshine over there tommorrow. It's just that my lack of lovelife and sacktime is taking up most of my thoughts. It's not fun going without sacktime.
[Edited 11/15/06 23:57pm]

Spats said:

Sweet! Disecting Prince's every move is just what you need to take your mind off of lack of sacktime.

I'll look for you there.

jone70 said:

See ya tommorrow.

i JustErin

Thanks something.

There is an easy solution to dealing with Spats' posts that contain a direct insult. If you really take offense, report them and they will probably be snipped.

Best thread title EVER!