Anx said:

It's my longest running avatar in ages.
I simply never bore with your ass.

It was an average Monday night, football on the tube, dinner on the T.V. tray, when suddenly the woman sat down and decide to get frisky. She began to stroke and soon my member became swollen. Oral copulation began and it was outstanding due to the tongue ring and the shaft technique. Old Girl had the knowledge of a Tera Patrick. My heart began to race and I asked if she needed a warning and she said no, I can feel it when you are about to splooge! It was awesome, watching football while I was getting Lewinskied! Then Whap!, there it was in all its milky glory. She then got up and made me pancakes.

Anx said:

Okay. Well post your myspace link.

karmatornado said:

.....and you wonder why I never return your orgnotes.

luv4all7 said:

oh. right.

http://profile.myspace.co...d=22359690

luv4all7 said:

I did this just to get your attention!

And to make a long story short, they found themselves in the middle of what can only be described as a mock mid evil town surrounded by people dressed up in traditional German folk attire, all gathered in the prominent square in front of what appeared to be either a very clean town square, or the entrance to Disney's now defunct Captain EEO 3-d movie extravaganza.

It wasn't long before he noticed that everyone in the town was supported by crutches, and many of the town folks wore a patch over one of their eyes. The mood was decidedly joyous, and it appeared this was some strange themed wedding that they had stumbled upon, save for the bloody, freshly chopped off head bobbing in what should have been a barrel of floating apples.


basic grammar edit
[Edited 11/14/06 19:01pm]

Anx said:

Awwwww, you called me skinny.

Yo, I like your story (is it called that) I'm goin' back to finish readin; it.

You gave me a cute part, a spa therapist on Oprah, Awwwww.

Functionalist basically see school and institutions as sharing a commons set of values that should be taught by schools, families, government, and religious institutions. It basically means we all should have one common goal and ideal, we should rise and fall together. The economic class conflict view sees the world in the point of winners and losers, that basically states the most economically sound group of students will always succeed and that children from more affluent families will always have and advantage. The Status Group conflict views that groups of people reward their own, which cannibalizes other groups. I tend to believe in this view. People are people, but because we are we tend to cannibalize each other instead of helping love one another.
However as educators, we should seek to transcend and help lift our students above the fray of these classification systems. Doing so is of the utmost importance.

Excerpt from a lesson I gave today in class!

Anx said:

Show me the diarrhea!

why don't you copy and paste the org?

ZombieKitten said:

go here and you can read it as if it were an actual book:

http://www.nanowrimo.org/...?uid=18818

That part reminds me of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
[Edited 11/14/06 20:03pm]

It was a hard night of partying. The designated driver left long ago. Everyone else hooked up. She was thinking about another shot of Patron and how the hell to get home. Looking into the mirror behind the bar she took a long look at herself. She wasn't bad looking....in her 20's, bleached blonde, skin taut, nice ass,silicone breasts perky...and drunk.
With an ETOH level of .3 she scanned the bar and noticed a few scraggling customers remaining. Not being fussy, she staggered her low slung jean hips over to the closest and asked what's your name?? He responded.."Spats".

...at the club you could tell he knew his ass was sexy-tuggin' on his back pocket and shit, danglin' it around like a piece of meat for the ladies who knew they didn't have access. They knew it wasn't for them, they knew they couldn't touch, you see he'd just joined the aqua teen hunger force....

He picked up the guns and considered them as extensions of his own arms. He slowly faced forward and pulled the triggers, raining down a fire of hot lead at the oncoming alien swarm. Puddles of acid sprung up where alien bodies laid strewn about whith more being added to the carnage with every bullet that left his guns. Tears streaked down his face as he cried out in rage,"DAMN YOUS! DAMN YOUS TO HELL!" His voiced cracked as he thought again about little Sparkie, and it only added to his existing hatred of the infestation that he was bound to exterminate. "DAMN YOUS! He was just a puppy! A God damned little PUPPY!!!"

It was warm and comfortable, say for the wet spot beneath her. She turned her head to watch him sleep, the look of satisfaction on his face had not faded. She gently stroked his stubby goatee, he's eyes fluttered open. "Morning", he said, "I gotta pee." He kissed her and lick the last of his cum from her face. He whence slighty as he stood stretching his skinned knees. "I got Neosporin Plus Pain Relief in my bag", she offered. He nodded. Sleep.

luv4all7 said:

As I left for work that morning, the road ahead of me barely visible through the dense blizzard, I noticed a man who was apparently stranded...

Anx said:

omg, love it!

CarrieMpls said:

it's cool isn't it!!!! Anx is a legend!

Yo!!!...Anx....under favorite musicians, Prince is conspicuosly absent.

purplerein said:

that's cuz they're asking for 'favorite music for writing'. i don't really enjoy writing while listening to prince - he competes with my own imagination too much, and when i write, it's gotta be about ME, dammit!

so yeah, stuff like sigur ros or a good eno ambient album is a better soundtrack for letting my subconscious flow.

ZombieKitten said:

isn't that a cool little animated flash thingie? it makes my blather look so fancy.

Anx said:

oops i stand corrected
my face is red

purplerein said:

if i didn't put prince on a list of perfect music to clean house to, THEN you can bust me!

Anx said:

im sorryyyyy

purplerein said:

aw, nothing to be sorry about, unless you're just LOOKING for a

Anx said:

you know I really enjoyed your story, and I was really getting into the Oprah section I could easily have read a whole lot more about that!

ZombieKitten said:

the oprah part really has nothing to do with the larger story at all...i just dropped in luv4all's line and had a bit of fun with it! plus, it was a chance to put my own name in the story as a cameo appearance, ha.

that's been the weird thing about writing this story, though. i'm having more fun with the dream sequences and the weird digressions than i am with the actual plot.

so are ya done yet?????