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A Riddle! O.k, Here is a riddle. Whoever solves it, post the next one!
Just a bit of fun!  I know It's been done before, but here goes!
Stay with my secretary A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be? | |
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Lleena said: O.k, Here is a riddle. Whoever solves it, post the next one!
Just a bit of fun! I know It's been done before, but here goes!
Stay with my secretary A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be? The woman who went to see the manager was the secretary's daughter. -------------------------------------------------
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The secretary was the woman's husband (father of child) | |
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ABC said: The secretary was the woman's husband (father of child)
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A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu.
The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! What were the four wise words? | |
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I love this one!
You are in a room with 2 doors -- one leads further into the dungeon, one leads to freedom. There are two guards in the room, one at each door. One always tells the truth. One always lies. What one question can you ask one of the guards that will help you pick the door to freedom? -------------------------------------------------
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feltbluish : Nothing | |
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You are in a room with 2 doors -- one leads further into the dungeon, one leads to freedom. There are two guards in the room, one at each door. One always tells the truth. One always lies. What one question can you ask one of the guards that will help you pick the door to freedom?
This reminds me, I need to watch Labyrinth again | |
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A father and son were driving. They had a bad accident and both had to be taken to the hospital for surgery. When the son was wheeled into the operatig room,the chief surgeon looked at the boy and said "I cant operate on this person. He's my son." How can this be? "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: A father and son were driving. They had a bad accident and both had to be taken to the hospital for surgery. When the son was wheeled into the operatig room,the chief surgeon looked at the boy and said "I cant operate on this person. He's my son." How can this be?
the chief surgeon is the boys mother. | |
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ABC said: A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu.
The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! What were the four wise words? A clue?  | |
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Lleena said: rdhull said: A father and son were driving. They had a bad accident and both had to be taken to the hospital for surgery. When the son was wheeled into the operatig room,the chief surgeon looked at the boy and said "I cant operate on this person. He's my son." How can this be?
the chief surgeon is the boys mother. Bingo--yours I figured was the same type of ? but I was focused on te bank mgr part. Good one. "Climb in my fur." | |
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There's your clue  (well, sorta) | |
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ABC said: A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu.
The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! What were the four wise words? DO NOT MARRY HER... *or* SHE IS A SLUT? lol. i give up ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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nLA lol - points for guessing, but no cigar | |
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ABC said:
There's your clue (well, sorta)I give up  What's the answer ABC? | |
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feltbluish said: I love this one!
You are in a room with 2 doors -- one leads further into the dungeon, one leads to freedom. There are two guards in the room, one at each door. One always tells the truth. One always lies. What one question can you ask one of the guards that will help you pick the door to freedom? I'm not very good at solving riddles it seems,  I don't know feltbluish. | |
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feltbluish said: I love this one!
You are in a room with 2 doors -- one leads further into the dungeon, one leads to freedom. There are two guards in the room, one at each door. One always tells the truth. One always lies. What one question can you ask one of the guards that will help you pick the door to freedom? Ask a guard what the other guard would pick as the door to freedom, then pick the other door... Neversin. [This message was edited Tue Sep 17 12:28:38 PDT 2002 by Neversin] O(+>NIИ<+)O
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ABC said: A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu.
The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! What were the four wise words? Leave Camel and walk Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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feltbluish said: I love this one!
You are in a room with 2 doors -- one leads further into the dungeon, one leads to freedom. There are two guards in the room, one at each door. One always tells the truth. One always lies. What one question can you ask one of the guards that will help you pick the door to freedom? When does American Idol 2 starts??? Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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feltbluish's riddle answer is: Will the other guard say you have the door to freedom?
My riddle answer: Ride the other's camel | |
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The Buyer can't use it, the Seller don't need it, and the user, never see's it. What is it??? Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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The Buyer can't use it, the Seller don't need it, and the user, never see's it. What is it???
A coffin | |
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Grammar
Which is correct to say, 'The yolk of the egg ARE white' or, 'The yolk of the egg IS white'? | |
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"IS" would be correct grammar | |
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ABC said: "IS" would be correct grammar
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow  | |
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haha - you got me! | |
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A little riddle...
You're in a house with 4 walls, a blue wall, a green wall, a grey wall and a purple wall... Each wall has a normal window and is pointing South... A bear walks by the green wall and is looking inside the house through the window... What color is the bear? Neversin. O(+>NIИ<+)O
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ABC said: The Buyer can't use it, the Seller don't need it, and the user, never see's it. What is it???
A coffin Good shit Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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