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PrintableFauxie said:  you can't pull one over on me. you have to get up pretty early in the morning, or better yet, not get up at all, to fool me. | |
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Anx said: Fauxie said: you can't pull one over on me. you have to get up pretty early in the morning, or better yet, not get up at all, to fool me. You weren't born yesterday, either. Nor born in a banana tree.  | |
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Fauxie said: Anx said: you can't pull one over on me. you have to get up pretty early in the morning, or better yet, not get up at all, to fool me. You weren't born yesterday, either. Nor born in a banana tree. you got that right. i was born the day before yesterday in a pumpkin patch. they even bronzed my seeds in appreciation. | |
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Anx said: Fauxie said: You weren't born yesterday, either. Nor born in a banana tree. you got that right. i was born the day before yesterday in a pumpkin patch. they even bronzed my seeds in appreciation.  | |
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Anx said: Fauxie said: You weren't born yesterday, either. Nor born in a banana tree. you got that right. i was born the day before yesterday in a pumpkin patch. they even bronzed my seeds in appreciation. 
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Anx said: Who are these cheap girls? "Kayla's inviting you to a private show!"
Well, whoop-de-friggin-DO. If Kayla and her damn pimp would bother to read my profile, maybe she'd realize I want nothing to do with her or her boring vagina. Does anyone else get bombarded by these compu-skags? What do they have to gain from harrassing me with their offensive body parts? Why can't they get decent librarian jobs and leave me alone? GOSH! another post that made me actually LOL.
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Anx said: FruitToAttractBears said: I came back to edit 'cause I knew you would say that. BUT GODDAMMIT I WAS TOO LATE. You know what I mean, wiseass. if my ass is so wise, you should throw a god damn penny into it and make a wish and maybe myspace and all its romanian whores will disappear. stranger things have happened. it's gotta be the alcohol but seriously almost ROFLMAO this is so goddamned funny but i bet tomorrow i'll read it and wonder what the hell i was thinking. | |
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Anx said: so i think fauxie is posing as romanian cyber whores to infiltrate the sanctity of my myspace account. i watched alias, you know. i KNOW what time it is with the wigs and the costumes.
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ok, this whole ckufing thread
has me laughing so hard ima gunna bust a gut | |
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Anx said: if my ass is so wise, you should throw a god damn penny into it and make a wish and maybe myspace and all its romanian whores will disappear. I could put something into it to make YOU forget all about myspace and romanian whores... for a couple hours, anyway. | |
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Anx said: I want nothing to do with her or her boring vagina.
Oh sweet jesus, coffee all over my monitor! | |
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jtfolden said: Anx said: if my ass is so wise, you should throw a god damn penny into it and make a wish and maybe myspace and all its romanian whores will disappear. I could put something into it to make YOU forget all about myspace and romanian whores... for a couple hours, anyway. like what - a chihuahua?  | |
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brownsugar said: i set my profile to private because i was getting friend requests from inmates
 You guys get all the good friend requests.   "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: brownsugar said: i set my profile to private because i was getting friend requests from inmates
You guys get all the good friend requests. i'll be your buddy.  | |
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jerseykrs said: Anx said: I want nothing to do with her or her boring vagina.
Oh sweet jesus, coffee all over my monitor! OMG, how did I miss that?
brilliant. | |
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Anx said: Who are these cheap girls? "Kayla's inviting you to a private show!"
Well, whoop-de-friggin-DO. If Kayla and her damn pimp would bother to read my profile, maybe she'd realize I want nothing to do with her or her boring vagina. Does anyone else get bombarded by these compu-skags? What do they have to gain from harrassing me with their offensive body parts? Why can't they get decent librarian jobs and leave me alone? GOSH!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: minneapolisgenius said: You guys get all the good friend requests. i'll be your buddy. Like I said, those guys get all the good friend requests.
But sure, send me your URL.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: sinisterpentatonic said: i'll be your buddy. Like I said, those guys get all the good friend requests.
But sure, send me your URL. http://myspace.com/kissmyassMinnieG | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: minneapolisgenius said: Like I said, those guys get all the good friend requests.
But sure, send me your URL. http://myspace.com/kissmyassMinnieG  They must have deleted your account recently or something because you are "invalid".
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: sinisterpentatonic said: They must have deleted your account recently or something because you are "invalid".
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sinisterpentatonic said: minneapolisgenius said: They must have deleted your account recently or something because you are "invalid".
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I thought that cute 22 yr old Jimmy wanted to be my friend...but NOOOOO. He just wanted to take up all my bulletins with his "Thank god it's the weekend!" Bull Crap! I never paid much attn until I noticed on Tuesday, he's proclaiming it's the weekend! Don't know who you are buddy or what you been smokin, but Tuesday is Tuesday in my book and it's not even slightly close to Friday.
So I check out this bulletin to find out what has got him thinking it's Tuesday (and cue THAT osng in my head) only to find out that it's some sort of online Porn Show! 
Jimmy is no longer my friend! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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AsianBomb777 said: I get between 5 and 7 a day.
I'm geting sick of it. And there's nothing in the interface of event invites that allows you to report the person, without clicking their profile, at which point you're bombarded with pop-ups and stupid shit. I'm sick of that shit. If I need a good wank, I'll just download porn from emule, or check out your ass in some of those Minneapolis invasion pictures.  DOes emule still work, cuz they shut down the edonkey show a long time ago. Oh and does it have any spyware or pop up craziness? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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brownsugar said: i set my profile to private because i was getting friend requests from inmates
Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anx said: jtfolden said: I could put something into it to make YOU forget all about myspace and romanian whores... for a couple hours, anyway. like what - a chihuahua? ...or a Great Dane. | |
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Anx said: Who are these cheap girls? "Kayla's inviting you to a private show!"
Well, whoop-de-friggin-DO. If Kayla and her damn pimp would bother to read my profile, maybe she'd realize I want nothing to do with her or her boring vagina. Does anyone else get bombarded by these compu-skags? What do they have to gain from harrassing me with their offensive body parts? Why can't they get decent librarian jobs and leave me alone? GOSH! It sounds like you got spam. Since the e-mail spam doesn't work so well anymore, the spammers are gravitating to spamming blogs, MySpace, Facebook, or whatever other networking site is hot at the moment. Anyway, why in the hell would anyone want to be spammed by third-rate porno sites on MySpace when there are thousands of Playmates, Penthouse Pets and pornstars who willingly put their profiles up on MySpace for free? Not to mention all of the insecure young high school and college girls who think they're badass because they're doing their own version of "Girls Gone Wild." BTW, what gets me ROTFLMAO is all of the pornstars on MySpace who complain about all of the 14 year old boys who leave dirty comments on their profiles like "You're so fucking hot, I wanna eat your pussy" or "Me and my buddy want to do a DP with you and cum in your face", as if they didn't know what they were getting into when they post their personal stuff on a website predominantly populated by teens, most of whom have hormones raging out of control.  | |
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jtfolden said: Anx said: like what - a chihuahua? ...or a Great Dane. well, i guess it beats an adequate dane. | |
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