Who are these cheap girls? "Kayla's inviting you to a private show!"

Well, whoop-de-friggin-DO. If Kayla and her damn pimp would bother to read my profile, maybe she'd realize I want nothing to do with her or her boring vagina.

Does anyone else get bombarded by these compu-skags? What do they have to gain from harrassing me with their offensive body parts? Why can't they get decent librarian jobs and leave me alone?

GOSH!

Report them to Myspace administration

luv4u said:

i do! it seems to just double their numbers!

I get between 5 and 7 a day.

I'm geting sick of it. And there's nothing in the interface of event invites that allows you to report the person, without clicking their profile, at which point you're bombarded with pop-ups and stupid shit.


I'm sick of that shit. If I need a good wank, I'll just download porn from emule, or check out your ass in some of those Minneapolis invasion pictures.

marlee, breda and (i swear to god) merlot lynn are SO not getting any love from me, i can tell you that right now. and if i see them on the streets of romania (not that i plan on going, i'm just sayin'), i'm pulling hair first and asking questions later!

AsianBomb777 said:

you and my ass, i tell you. i wish i could box my booty up in a nice wicker basket with some homemade jams, water crackers, mini-bottles of brandy, and maybe an inspirational plaque or candle, and just mail the shit to you. my ass does me no favors, i'd just as soon let you have it. if i were made out of legos, it would be yours.

myspace is scary..

weepingwall said:

as is the world, sadly.

maybe you should write a book about it.

Anx said:

JasmineFire said:

i'm at 20000! i'm almost a day over my quota! CRIKEY!

Anx said:

hence my morrisque apperence.

Anx said:

i'm so proud of you.

i set my profile to private because i was getting friend requests from inmates

weepingwall said:

eh? morris the cat? morris day?

what the fuck is the deal with myspace?

I just can't understand...

FruitToAttractBears said:

it's a web site.

brownsugar said:

no way! wanna trade?

Anx said:

I came back to edit 'cause I knew you would say that.

BUT GODDAMMIT I WAS TOO LATE.

You know what I mean, wiseass.

FruitToAttractBears said:

if my ass is so wise, you should throw a god damn penny into it and make a wish and maybe myspace and all its romanian whores will disappear.

stranger things have happened.

brownsugar said:

i wanted to friend request you but it won't let me.

i'm not an inmate, i swear!

Anx said:

they may ust be the same romanian whores you're getting now. just sayin'

JasmineFire said:

note me your url address to myspace

JasmineFire said:

JasmineFire said:

my romanian whores are girls with big hair. maybe they're alter ego accounts of the inmates, in which case they should just be themselves around me.

Fauxie said:

what the hell kind of precious moments lookin floral scented carbonated diet peach fuckinassery is this?!?!?!

so i think fauxie is posing as romanian cyber whores to infiltrate the sanctity of my myspace account. i watched alias, you know. i KNOW what time it is with the wigs and the costumes.

Anx said: