mdiver said:

Sure, why not. Shouldn't take very long at all.

evenstar3 said:

He shouldn't even need to take his shoes off.....enough digits to cover it on the handies (notice the use of terminology to match boobies)

evenstar3 said:

Then what does "for the spats" mean genuis??

Spats said:

A spat is another name for an argument or a fight, as in:

"Oh god not another spat between those two"

Therefore "for the spats" means "for the arguments" or "for the fights".

Does that explain it genius?

Here you go:

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1) - Cite This Source
spat1  /spæt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[spat] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, noun, verb, spat‧ted, spat‧ting.
–noun
1. a petty quarrel.
2. a light blow; slap; smack.
–verb (used without object)
3. to engage in a petty quarrel or dispute.
4. to splash or spatter; rain spatting against the window.
–verb (used with object)
5. to strike lightly; slap.
[Origin: 1795–1805, American; perh. imit.]

—Synonyms 1. tiff, scrap, set-to.

mdiver said:

Well if he said it in a sentence it would have made more sense.

And i wasn't talking to you so mind your own business.

Spats said:

awww, is spatsie cranky today?

Spats said:

It made sense to everyone but "spats" how ironic.

BTW its a public forum so if you want a specific answer from a specific person orgnote them otherwise.....tough. It could be anyone that points this stuff out.
You have some dribble on ya chin dude, might wanna wipe it!
[Edited 11/13/06 11:08am]

mdiver said:

That insult does not even make sense. Why would i be dribbling???

Spats said:

My mum really would not be proud of me for raggin' on ya!

mdiver said:

You are the last person that should be ragging on me. Want me to list the reasons?

1. Your are lurker.

Want me to list more?

Spats said:

Smarts a bit huh?

Spats said:

purplerein said:

You are the one that seems obsessed by the mother figure. You bring it up all the time.

This is gonna get interesting I just KNOW it.

Number23 will be so proud!

Spats said:

I'm just here to help.

purplerein said:

All you contribute is changing peoples responses to get a cheap laugh. What a clever guy. is that all you can do?

Spats said:

sorry, I'm unique.

purplerein said:

Well it's great to be good at least one thing in life. Good for you. Now try finding a good looking woman:lol:

Spats said:

sorry bud, I'm taken..i've been married for 17 years now, but thanks for asking

purplerein said:

I feel sorry for you.

Spats said:

oh Spats..why didn't you keep your therapy session appointments?

purplerein said:

So i could end up like you?

This is really impressing her.

Number23 said:

This is really impressing who?

Spats said:

your are lurker? that makes no sense


should be either:


"you are a lurker"

or

"you're a lurker"

or even

"you lurk"

or

"you're lurking"



time to go back to school?

something said:

Really digging deep for insults.

Spats said:

no

just pointing out bad grammar

Spats said:

You, boo. Moo.


William II was followed on the throne by his younger brother, Henry. He was crowned three days after his brother's death, against the possibility that his eldest brother Robert might claim the English throne.

After the decisive battle of Tinchebrai in 1106 in France, Henry completed his conquest of Normandy from Robert, who then (unusually even for that time) spent the last 28 years of his life as his brother's prisoner.

An energetic, decisive and occasionally cruel ruler, Henry centralised the administration of England and Normandy in the royal court, using 'viceroys' in Normandy and a group of advisers in England to act on his behalf when he was absent across the Channel.

Henry successfully sought to increase royal revenues, as shown by the official records of his exchequer (the Pipe Roll of 1130, the first exchequer account to survive). He established peaceful relations with Scotland, through his marriage to Mathilda of Scotland.

Henry's name 'Beauclerc' denoted his good education (as the youngest son, his parents possibly expected that he would become a bishop); Henry was probably the first Norman king to be fluent in English.

In 1120, his legitimate sons William and Richard drowned in the White Ship which sank in the English Channel. Spats, you are a twat. This posed a succession problem, as Henry never allowed any of his illegitimate children to expect succession to either England or Normandy.

Henry had a legitimate daughter Matilda (widow of Emperor Henry V, subsequently married to the Count of Anjou). However, it was his nephew Stephen (reigned 1135-54), son of William the Conqueror's daughter Adela, who succeeded Henry after his death, allegedly caused by eating too many lampreys (fish) in 1135, as the barons mostly opposed the idea of a female ruler.

have i told you lately


that i love you?