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Printablebkw said: ian said: bkw you are a genius of emoticons...
Except I think I got the  and the  around the wrong way.
I dont think a mouthfull of ky would be very nice.  hahahahahaha..!!! bkw talk more with that accent and u might like a mouthful | |
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MplsStarchild said: what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her   make sure you get her completly naked first, i dont think you need instructions after that. | |
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Remember her name, & try not to be such a selfish, "minute man." | |
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MplsStarchild said: what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her are you even sure you're in DA PUSSY??? maybe, just maybe, you been jugin in da wrong hole, and she just too shy to say... 
THAT'S PRONOUNCED... Jeu-Gen!!! [This message was edited Mon Aug 26 9:59:51 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD] I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: First, you take your ass back to Kindergarten and learn it's "making" and not "makeing."
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 umm...
Dont pay any particular attention to it. It's just the kiegel muscles (vaginal muscles) compressing. It releases the air they may have entered through the vaginal opening. Some women discharge semen from the vaginal opening, it kind of pushes it out. It's totally natural. Dont make a big deal of it, if you make her feel uncomfortable about it, she'll be less open to you, when it comes to her anatomy...and you don't want that. Blue Ph. D. (soon I hope) Drink Purple Kool-aid  [This message was edited Mon Aug 26 12:39:52 PDT 2002 by TheBluePrince] Blue  | |
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TheBluePrince said: umm...
Dont pay any particular attention to it. It's just the kiegel muscles (vaginal muscles) compressing. It releases the air they may have entered through the vaginal opening. Some women discharge semen from the vaginal opening, it kind of pushes it out. It's totally natural. Dont make a big deal of it, if you make her feel uncomfortable about it, she'll be less open to you, when it comes to her anatomy...and you don't want that. Blue Ph. D. (soon I hope) Drink Purple Kool-aid
[This message was edited Mon Aug 26 12:39:52 PDT 2002 by TheBluePrince] thank you blueprince | |
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Ahh, a real thread...
Anyway, my advice: use a lot of KY, call her different names.."Lisa, no Carrie, wait it's Jennifer right?-let's em know they're real special when you guess right: put her panties over your head, blow zerberts between her boobs and call her the little brother you've always wanted-self explanatory really. Then without her knowing, whip out that new 12" roto rooter vibrator and wave it around the hourly motel you've rented(you big spender you!). If she hasn't jumped out the window yet, turn it on and announce "The Booty Will Now Begin...And I have the Power!" Now... she all yours whenever you want-which really means once a month...women don't really like sex unless they're with you-so why spoil them? | |
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MplsStarchild said: what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her Spray some musk or perfume. "Spray, spray", there now...that SMELLS better. Now turn off the light!!!  
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moderatorMplsStarchild said: TheBluePrince said: umm...
Dont pay any particular attention to it. It's just the kiegel muscles (vaginal muscles) compressing. It releases the air they may have entered through the vaginal opening. Some women discharge semen from the vaginal opening, it kind of pushes it out. It's totally natural. Dont make a big deal of it, if you make her feel uncomfortable about it, she'll be less open to you, when it comes to her anatomy...and you don't want that. Blue Ph. D. (soon I hope) Drink Purple Kool-aid
[This message was edited Mon Aug 26 12:39:52 PDT 2002 by TheBluePrince] thank you blueprince No prob Uptown Star Child...anytime I can help Your bill: 
I take check or money order! No COD's 
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