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Thread started 08/24/02 11:04am

MplsStarchild

makeing love 2 women 4 the first time

what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her pussy fart
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Reply #1 posted 08/24/02 11:06am

Aaron

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MplsStarchild said:

what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her pussy fart


find a clothespin
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Reply #2 posted 08/24/02 11:21am

ian

I'm not quite sure if you are trying to "test out" the new Org rules and moderators, or if you just think that Prince.org is the best place to ask for this kind of advice. If the latter, I really do despair for your poor girlfriend...

Ian
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Reply #3 posted 08/24/02 11:25am

MplsStarchild

ian said:

I'm not quite sure if you are trying to "test out" the new Org rules and moderators, or if you just think that Prince.org is the best place to ask for this kind of advice. If the latter, I really do despair for your poor girlfriend...

Ian
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come on now you know how it is when u hit it real deep and makes that pussy makes that fart sound
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Reply #4 posted 08/24/02 11:27am

MplsStarchild

MplsStarchild said:

ian said:

I'm not quite sure if you are trying to "test out" the new Org rules and moderators, or if you just think that Prince.org is the best place to ask for this kind of advice. If the latter, I really do despair for your poor girlfriend...

Ian
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come on now you know how it is when u hit it real deep and makes that pussy make that fart sound
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Reply #5 posted 08/24/02 11:29am

ian

No I don't, I haven't shagged your girlfriend yet.
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Reply #6 posted 08/24/02 11:31am

MplsStarchild

ian said:

No I don't, I haven't shagged your girlfriend yet.

we can swap pimp2
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Reply #7 posted 08/24/02 11:32am

Aaron

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ian said:

No I don't, I haven't shagged your girlfriend yet.



neither has he. in fact, i think he doesn't even have the faintest idea what he's talking about. i'd be surprised if he's ever even talked to a girl.
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Reply #8 posted 08/24/02 11:58am

EricCartman

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I have a cat that farts all the time
what's the big deal?
pussyfart

no kitty, that's a bad kitty!
"Respect mah authoritah!"
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Reply #9 posted 08/24/02 12:59pm

00769BAD

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pussyfart I thaught this was about two women...nevermind!!! disbelief
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

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Reply #10 posted 08/24/02 1:03pm

Therapy

Are you sure you're making love?
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Reply #11 posted 08/24/02 2:52pm

ADORA

All blow ups will do it in the right position.
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Reply #12 posted 08/24/02 3:00pm

SexLovely

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U fuck your cat??? U got problems mate.
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real."
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Reply #13 posted 08/24/02 4:49pm

Janeau

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MplsStarchild said:

what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her pussy fart


Rescect her and dont force her. Dont force urself either.
free ur mind
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Reply #14 posted 08/24/02 6:26pm

bkw

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Janeau said:

MplsStarchild said:

what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her pussy fart


Rescect her and dont force her. Dont force urself either.

This might work:

beer beer beer beer beer beer blunt kisses spank whip ky oral boff2 boff beer pimp
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hammer
[This message was edited Sat Aug 24 18:26:53 PDT 2002 by bkw]
[This message was edited Sat Aug 24 18:27:43 PDT 2002 by bkw]
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #15 posted 08/24/02 8:06pm

Janeau

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bkw said:

Janeau said:

MplsStarchild said:

what's the proper thing to do when you are makeing love to your
girlfreind for the first time and her pussy fart


Rescect her and dont force her. Dont force urself either.

This might work:

beer beer beer beer beer beer blunt kisses spank whip ky oral boff2 boff beer pimp
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.
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hammer
[This message was edited Sat Aug 24 18:26:53 PDT 2002 by bkw]
[This message was edited Sat Aug 24 18:27:43 PDT 2002 by bkw]



LOL... yes, that might work but that was not the Q...the Q was whats the proper thing to do.
free ur mind
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Reply #16 posted 08/24/02 9:06pm

BattierBeMyDad
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First, you take your ass back to Kindergarten and learn it's "making" and not "makeing."
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Reply #17 posted 08/24/02 10:49pm

Natsume

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Despite the nature of this thread, I'm finding it very amusing.
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #18 posted 08/25/02 3:36am

ian

bkw you are a genius of emoticons...
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Reply #19 posted 08/25/02 3:47am

Raspberry

... makes me think of Sue Lawley for some reason ...
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Reply #20 posted 08/25/02 3:52am

ian

Raspberry said:

... makes me think of Sue Lawley for some reason ...


You're gonna have to explain that one Raspberry (hi by the way)
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Reply #21 posted 08/25/02 3:54am

Raspberry

Hi Ian wave

... um, I could explain, but you'll have to promise not to ban me ... biggrin

Am I the only one who's heard the Sue Lawley story?
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Reply #22 posted 08/25/02 3:55am

ian

Raspberry said:

Hi Ian wave

... um, I could explain, but you'll have to promise not to ban me ... biggrin

Am I the only one who's heard the Sue Lawley story?


I promise! I haven't heard the story...
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Reply #23 posted 08/25/02 4:14am

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ADORA said:

All blow ups will do it in the right position.


lol
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Reply #24 posted 08/25/02 7:34am

00769BAD

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

First, you take your ass back to Kindergarten and learn it's "making" and not "makeing."

wave HI NEPPIETOONS!!!
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

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Reply #25 posted 08/25/02 10:46am

purplechild25

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First of all she should know when her pussy is about to fart so she has a choice of making a loud enough sound to cover it or just let the fart roll
I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
The BITCH of the NORTH
the innocent angel
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Reply #26 posted 08/25/02 11:58am

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lol
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Reply #27 posted 08/25/02 2:07pm

00769BAD

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purplechild25 said:

First of all she should know when her pussy is about to fart so she has a choice of making a loud enough sound to cover it or just let the fart roll

THAT'S MY BABY WHO SAID THAT!!!
(beaming like a proud papa) lol
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

evilking
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Reply #28 posted 08/25/02 2:17pm

thechronic

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the proper thing is to get some ky jelly and go for the ass right off the bat so she gets use to it!
" could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS!
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Reply #29 posted 08/25/02 5:18pm

bkw

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ian said:

bkw you are a genius of emoticons...

Except I think I got the ky and the oral around the wrong way.

I dont think a mouthfull of ky would be very nice. barf
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