Okay, so I make the best fucking french toast ever, right? I use a few day old brioche and some other little secrets to make it so good. Well, I also use some of the best and most delicious maple syrup on it.

However, my children would rather slather it with Mrs. Butterworths.

Am I wrong that this insults me?!?!?

I mean, cmon, a fine, home cooked breakfast of this quality deserves better. It's like putting ketchup on filet mignon.





Okay, glad I got that out.

i agree. the one hundred percent natural syrup is the only one we buy.

I have never, in my past 3 years on this site, with my greatest efforts and most focussed intention, whether on my own or in collaboration, been able to produce a thread as gay as this one.

AsianBomb777 said:

It's a parenting thing, Dan

AsianBomb777 said:

Go make your rice and bell peppers, or whatever it is you hippies ingest.

purplerein said:

The last time I had to look after my nephews for a couple of days, I fixed them pancakes and eggs.

The morning started off totally ridiculous. I woke Mitchell up and he started laying into me about how today was Harrison's turn to wake up first. So I wake Harrison up and he tells me he only needs 15 more minutes of sleep. We go back and forth for something like 10 minutes until I finally blow up.

Once they finally decided to take their baths and get into the kitchen for breakfast, Harrison takes a bite of his egss and says, "Uncle Dan, next time put more salt and pepper in my egg, ok? You're just dong it all wrong."



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jerseykrs said:

Whatever I eat for breakfast, I'll put Mrs. Buterworth's syrup on it in your honor

AsianBomb777 said:

Mrs. Buttersworth's doesn't taste like it used too. It tastes all chemical sludge tasting. Like grease with a little bit of sweet.

SpisaRibb said:

jerseykrs said:

Feeling a little pissy this morning I see.

SpisaRibb said:

You misspelled sweat.

AsianBomb777 said:

jerseykrs said:

when i was a kid, my parents used to take me with them to a fancy restaurant they liked, and they'd get mad when i didn't want to go because i couldn't get french fries there.

it's a kid thing. they'll get over it eventually.

Anx said:

So now you don't go to fancy restaurants, or your parents each french fries?...i don't get your point.

purplerein said:

that's because i don't have a point! but if i did, it would be a good one, i hope.

Anx said:

I think I'll give them frozen french fries for lunch as punishment. Thanks Anx!

jerseykrs said:

no kid considers ore-ida french fries to be punishment. not unless you serve them on a plate still in frozen form. even then, i'm sure they'll adapt if they have enough catsup.

threat them that you're gonna send them to uncle Dan's house, where snot encrusted underwear is used as place mats.

Aww.

I prefer real maple syrup. If that counts. But Phalex feels the need to get Aunt Jemima.

I know what you mean.

jerseykrs said:

No


Just don't insult their choice in return

AsianBomb777 said:

OMG I love it!
This will be my new female icon.

Empty out the Mrs Butterworths bottle and fill it with real maple syrup.

Tom said:

I like the way you think Tom!!

ben was all excited that i was making waffles
then when he tried them he was all
apparently i don't make them right

emm said:

awwwww, your chest more than makes up for it!!!

jerseykrs said:

dudddde

jerseykrs said:

i think that is perhaps lost on my 6 year old nephew you dirty beggar!!

AsianBomb777 said:

I disagree

jerseykrs said:

I gotta solution, don't buy mrs butterworths. take your pick realy maple syrup or dry.