a guy once told me I looked like the ugliest girl he ever had sex with...wait, I think that's insulting no matter how you look at it!

Women have complimented me on my shoulders, my mouth, my legs. Lame compliments.

Spats said:

I take it that's a no?

i've heard more funny pick-up lines from men than funny compliments. the compliments i get are a lot more good-natured than whatever pick-up lines guys decide to attempt to use on me.

minneapolisgenius said:

It's a fact I've stopped eating bananas (or lollies) in public. Some men really stare, you know, although I still believe it tells more about their fear of castration then about my youknowwhat.