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Funny compliments Yesterday I was eating an apple during break. I noticed an older colleague (a teacher of Dutch as well) staring at me. Suddenly he came to me and asked in a shy way...
"Uhm, Marie, do you like to eat apples?" I said: "Uhm yes, at least three a week." He answered: "I like apples too. I've been thinking about it, and I think that you have such a beautiful, slim body because you eat fruit. You're always eating fruit during break." I thought that was such a funny conversation. One of the other co-workers heard this and started to laugh. He got a red face, mumbled 'sorry for this remark' and turned away. Did you receive funny compliments lately? | |
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he sounds like a perv | |
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That's kind of creepy actually. "I've been thinking about it..." He sits at home and ponders about your lunch and body every day. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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shausler said: he sounds like a perv
At school he's a very shy man, sweet but a bit boring. Another co-worker told me he turned out to have a dirty mind when drunk on a school-trip. So I think he's at least frustrated, maybe a bit perverted, but not that harmful. | |
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I was told I was "the most intriguing mix of masculine and feminine".
I quite like that. | |
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MarieLouise said: shausler said: he sounds like a perv
At school he's a very shy man, sweet but a bit boring. Another co-worker told me he turned out to have a dirty mind when drunk on a school-trip. So I think he's at least frustrated, maybe a bit perverted, but not that harmful. where does he bury the bodies me wonders | |
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Cloudbuster said: I was told I was "the most intriguing mix of masculine and feminine".
I quite like that. Someone once called me 'the perfect mix of an angel and a whore.' I still don't know how to take that. | |
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shausler said: MarieLouise said: At school he's a very shy man, sweet but a bit boring. Another co-worker told me he turned out to have a dirty mind when drunk on a school-trip. So I think he's at least frustrated, maybe a bit perverted, but not that harmful. where does he bury the bodies me wonders Oh God, I feel like defending this poor guy now. | |
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MarieLouise said: Cloudbuster said: I was told I was "the most intriguing mix of masculine and feminine".
I quite like that. Someone once called me 'the perfect mix of an angel and a whore.' I still don't know how to take that. I think that's a fantastic mix. | |
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MarieLouise said: shausler said: where does he bury the bodies me wonders Oh God, I feel like defending this poor guy now. im sure hes fine . . . by the way , you guys have an amber alert system over there? | |
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shausler said: MarieLouise said: Oh God, I feel like defending this poor guy now. im sure hes fine . . . by the way , you guys have an amber alert system over there? What's that? | |
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Cloudbuster said: I was told I was "the most intriguing mix of masculine and feminine".
I quite like that. I think you look good in a skirt too | |
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LleeLlee said: Cloudbuster said: I was told I was "the most intriguing mix of masculine and feminine".
I quite like that. I think you look good in a skirt too | |
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Cloudbuster said: LleeLlee said: I think you look good in a skirt too ~watches Cloudy mince across the room~ | |
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MarieLouise said: "Uhm, Marie, do you like to eat apples?" I said: "Uhm yes, at least three a week." He answered: "I like apples too. I've been thinking about it, and I think that you have such a beautiful, slim body because you eat fruit. You're always eating fruit during break." a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: MarieLouise said: "Uhm, Marie, do you like to eat apples?" I said: "Uhm yes, at least three a week." He answered: "I like apples too. I've been thinking about it, and I think that you have such a beautiful, slim body because you eat fruit. You're always eating fruit during break." | |
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A guy once yelled out at me from a car "Baby...I got what you NEED!" | |
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"dont think I'm a perv or anything, I just like to watch them once in a while" | |
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luv4all7 said: "dont think I'm a perv or anything, I just like to watch them once in a while"
that was a compliment? | |
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purplerein said: luv4all7 said: "dont think I'm a perv or anything, I just like to watch them once in a while"
that was a compliment? um, i think it was supposed to be. | |
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This old guy said to me How are you doing? I said Fine and he said you sure are fine....he was old and I look like a kid.I thought it was funny...i just laughed.
but yeah Marie that conversation was creepy. | |
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i was walking down the street once.
a person said i looked like a "sweet pea". i was confused. | |
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weepingwall said: i was walking down the street once.
a person said i looked like a "sweet pea". i was confused. | |
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MarieLouise said: shausler said: im sure hes fine . . . by the way , you guys have an amber alert system over there? What's that? its an alert system we have over hear in the states telling folks to look out for an abducted person | |
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While not recent, my first girlfriend told me I have "perfect eyebrows". WTF!
(Plucking as I type) "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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i had a customer tell a co-worker of mine that they had a sexy moustache.....
my co-worker was a woman. Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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You have big toes,,, I want to suck them. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
Don't Talk About It, Be About It! | |
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I remmeber when I was growing up in Alabama.
Teachers and classmates would alway "compliment" me when they found out I was Asian saying, "You don't look the least bit Asian--you look normal." | |
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Ex-Moderator | AsianBomb777 said: I remmeber when I was growing up in Alabama.
Teachers and classmates would alway "compliment" me when they found out I was Asian saying, "You don't look the least bit Asian--you look normal." What? You do. Learn to take a compliment. |
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