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something said: Spats said: Excuse me??? I could have sacktime with the babe if i went over there and behaved like a sissy boy and did whatever she wanted. I could have already had it by now with her a bunch of times. [Edited 11/7/06 13:31pm] ooooo..... did i touch a nerve? No, correcting a mistaken comment. She is there for the taking if i gave in. | |
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Fauxie said: wtf? evenstar and spooky hoovering together behind my back??? Say it isn't so!
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evenstar3 said: Fauxie said: wtf? evenstar and spooky hoovering together behind my back??? Say it isn't so!
least the carpet's clean, I guess  | |
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Fauxie said: evenstar3 said: least the carpet's clean, I guess Way to see the glass half full  | |
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evenstar3 said: Fauxie said: least the carpet's clean, I guess Way to see the glass half full Fuck you   | |
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Fauxie said: evenstar3 said: Way to see the glass half full Fuck you Fuck you too   | |
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evenstar3 said: Fauxie said: Fuck you Fuck you too fuck you both! motherfuckers! | |
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Have you noticed, that people are still having sex?
All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect. Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them. But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them. Do you realize that people are still having sex? They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed. When you see them holding hands, they're making future plans to engage in the activity. Do you understand me? People are still having sex. Lust keeps on lurking. Nothing makes them stop. This aids thing's not working. People are still having sex. It's been going on for quite a while. Perhaps it's quite fashionable. It hasn't gone out of style. It's a fact that people are still having sex. It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects. The evidence is all around. That everyone in every town has had it one time, or another in their life. At this very moment people are still having sex. In a downtown condo, or street in the projects. Although you can't see them or hear their breathing sounds. Someone in this world is having sex right now. People are still having sex! (x4) Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! People are still having sex. Lust keeps on lurking. Nothing makes them stop. This aids thing's not working. People are still having sex. It's been going on for quite a while. Perhaps it's quite fashionable. It hasn't gone out of style. People are still having sex (x4) Sex | |
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So my name is Endorphin, I can make U happy U see
I come from planet Venus and I'll take U there You could be my ecstasy The 80's are over and the time has come for a new proclamation of love and fun Monogamy and trust, is what I'm talkin' 'bout I'll give up all my lovers if U can make me shout Oh S is for scandalous E is for exciting X is for adults only let's do something frightening Sex, sex, can't stop the feelin' baby, nobody should Sex, sex, anything this dangerous, has to be good Now I'm the type of alien, who knows just what he wants But U're the type who plays in the trees you got it, maybe that's why you float I climb a thousand trees if I have to but baby I'm warnin' you one of us is gonna end up on our knees Sex, sex, can't stop the feelin' baby, nobody should Sex, sex, anything this dangerous, has to be good good, good just has to be sex sex (get up) on the chair baby, let me dance under your skirt (get up) everybody on the dance floor now get up, on the table now, let me show you how to flirt (get up) I like it baby, when U let me touch U there I like it, girl, I knew you wasn't wearin' any underwear baby, is it wrong, that I want U so I want U baby, I want U now S.E.X. Sex, sex, can't stop the feelin' baby, nobody should Sex, sex, anything this dangerous, has to be good Just has to be good Fellas - all the boys that know 'bout the good thing, say yeah yeah and all the girls with no underwear on say yes 
we're gettin' funky tonight sex yo, pick this up fellas, I want everybody sayin'it on the one, come on: "S.E.X." Say it S.E.X. come on S.E.X. say it S.E.X. Keep that goin', Fellas Come on (S.E.X.) yeah (S.E.X.) come on (S.E.X.) ladies (S.E.X.), back'em up (S.E.X.), one time: "is the best" come on (is the best, is the best, is the best) one lover: sex (I don't think U heard me) one lover: sex (yeah) two lovers: death (quit it) two lovers: death So my name is Endorphin, I can make U happy U see I come from planet Venus and I'll take U there You can be my ecstasy Now's the time 4 U 2 rock the nation with love and fun Do the nasty with one love, but only one Oh Sex | |
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TMPletz said: PurpleKnight said: I once went down on a girl eleven times in one day. True story.
Now that's stamina! Yeah, for her. Using a tongue doesn't take much energy. The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
"You still wanna take me to prison...just because I won't trade humanity for patriotism." | |
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Well I can tell you all now that even after a stunning wank last night, I still crave a bun for my hot dog.
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Are you desperate enough to consider prostitutes yet? The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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Spookymuffin said: Well I can tell you all now that even after a stunning wank last night, I still crave a bun for my hot dog.
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PurpleKnight said: Are you desperate enough to consider prostitutes yet?
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something said: Spookymuffin said: Well I can tell you all now that even after a stunning wank last night, I still crave a bun for my hot dog.
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Spookymuffin said: PurpleKnight said: Are you desperate enough to consider prostitutes yet?
There's always Thailand should you have the money spare for the ticket and some spending money. Given that you sing 'aaall the time' in the shower, perhaps the karaoke bar scene would be best for you. 5 pounds will get you a nice girl for a few hours to chat with, sit next to you, stroke your leg and sing anything you want (which can be hilarious!), but you'll have to buy her a drink or two or she'll become moody and potentially capable of spontaneous GBH. Beyond that, your only limit is your imagination, but at that point I shall have to leave you, settle my bill and go home to face my wife, who will be moody and potentially capable of spontaneous GBH.  | |
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Fauxie said: Spookymuffin said: There's always Thailand should you have the money spare for the ticket and some spending money. Given that you sing 'aaall the time' in the shower, perhaps the karaoke bar scene would be best for you. 5 pounds will get you a nice girl for a few hours to chat with, sit next to you, stroke your leg and sing anything you want (which can be hilarious!), but you'll have to buy her a drink or two or she'll become moody and potentially capable of spontaneous GBH. Beyond that, your only limit is your imagination, but at that point I shall have to leave you, settle my bill and go home to face my wife, who will be moody and potentially capable of spontaneous GBH. Buy her a drink!  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Fauxie said: There's always Thailand should you have the money spare for the ticket and some spending money. Given that you sing 'aaall the time' in the shower, perhaps the karaoke bar scene would be best for you. 5 pounds will get you a nice girl for a few hours to chat with, sit next to you, stroke your leg and sing anything you want (which can be hilarious!), but you'll have to buy her a drink or two or she'll become moody and potentially capable of spontaneous GBH. Beyond that, your only limit is your imagination, but at that point I shall have to leave you, settle my bill and go home to face my wife, who will be moody and potentially capable of spontaneous GBH. Buy her a drink! She doesn't really drink.
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