independent and unofficial
Prince fan community
Welcome! Sign up or enter username and password to remember me
Forum jump
Forums > General Discussion > The Sex Thread
« Previous topic  Next topic »
Page 2 of 5 <12345>
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
Reply #30 posted 11/07/06 12:44pm

Spookymuffin

NAnomaly said:

No, not so much nowadays... sad


Did your sex drive wither and die like a forgotten rose?
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #31 posted 11/07/06 12:49pm

Illustrator

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what's this "sex" you speak of?

A man & a woman go out,
she holds out a hoop,
he begins to jump thru,
back & forth,
yadda yadda yadda....
she never hears from him again.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #32 posted 11/07/06 12:50pm

NAnomaly

Spookymuffin said:

NAnomaly said:

No, not so much nowadays... sad


Did your sex drive wither and die like a forgotten rose?



yeah, it pretty much did...
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #33 posted 11/07/06 12:51pm

Spookymuffin

NAnomaly said:

Spookymuffin said:



Did your sex drive wither and die like a forgotten rose?



yeah, it pretty much did...


sad what happened?
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #34 posted 11/07/06 12:53pm

Number23

Spookymuffin said:

NAnomaly said:




yeah, it pretty much did...


sad what happened?

Get your cock out of your hand you dirty little bastard.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #35 posted 11/07/06 12:54pm

Spookymuffin

Number23 said:

Spookymuffin said:



sad what happened?

Get your cock out of your hand you dirty little bastard.


redface

*rubs off vaseline*
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #36 posted 11/07/06 12:56pm

Number23

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:


Get your cock out of your hand you dirty little bastard.


redface

*rubs off vaseline*

Deflate the doll too, kid. You'll find no pride in either orifice.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #37 posted 11/07/06 12:57pm

NAnomaly

Spookymuffin said:

NAnomaly said:




yeah, it pretty much did...


sad what happened?



I just wasn't feeling it...so to speak. (that was bad) wink seriously I just lost interest somewhere along the way which is to bad cause I was alot of fun from what I could tell.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #38 posted 11/07/06 12:57pm

Spookymuffin

Number23 said:

Spookymuffin said:



redface

*rubs off vaseline*

Deflate the doll too, kid. You'll find no pride in either orifice.


*deflates puppy*
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #39 posted 11/07/06 12:58pm

Spookymuffin

NAnomaly said:

Spookymuffin said:



sad what happened?



I just wasn't feeling it...so to speak. (that was bad) wink seriously I just lost interest somewhere along the way which is to bad cause I was alot of fun from what I could tell.


sad

Shame - maybe you need a jackhammer to get you going again? smile
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #40 posted 11/07/06 1:06pm

NAnomaly

Spookymuffin said:

NAnomaly said:




I just wasn't feeling it...so to speak. (that was bad) wink seriously I just lost interest somewhere along the way which is to bad cause I was alot of fun from what I could tell.


sad

Shame - maybe you need a jackhammer to get you going again? smile



A jackhammer...hmmm, I don't know eek
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #41 posted 11/07/06 1:06pm

TMPletz

Spookymuffin said:

When punishing the purple storm trooper just won't do?


lol
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #42 posted 11/07/06 1:06pm

Spats

Spookymuffin said:

Don't you have days where you simply crave it?

When punishing the purple storm trooper just won't do?

When that little puppy just isn't enticing enough?

I've got that now. I need to pound some flesh. I need to sheath my meat sword in a fleshy sheathe. I need to fire my arrows of joy with a purpose. I could go on, but I won't.

So, anyone else feel like a fuck?


The way you describe things you actually turn me off the thought of sacktime. I never thought that was possible. You are a miracle.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #43 posted 11/07/06 1:07pm

evenstar3

avatar

Spats said:

Spookymuffin said:

Don't you have days where you simply crave it?

When punishing the purple storm trooper just won't do?

When that little puppy just isn't enticing enough?

I've got that now. I need to pound some flesh. I need to sheath my meat sword in a fleshy sheathe. I need to fire my arrows of joy with a purpose. I could go on, but I won't.

So, anyone else feel like a fuck?


The way you describe things you actually turn me off the thought of sacktime. I never thought that was possible. You are a miracle.


you mean spooky doesn't turn you on even a little, spats? hmmm
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #44 posted 11/07/06 1:09pm

Spookymuffin

evenstar3 said:

Spats said:



The way you describe things you actually turn me off the thought of sacktime. I never thought that was possible. You are a miracle.


you mean spooky doesn't turn you on even a little, spats? hmmm


Hell, I turn everyone on in some way. batting eyes
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #45 posted 11/07/06 1:13pm

evenstar3

avatar

Spookymuffin said:

evenstar3 said:



you mean spooky doesn't turn you on even a little, spats? hmmm


Hell, I turn everyone on in some way. batting eyes


batting eyes

careful...next thing fauxie's going to show up ranting and raving about being neglected. giggle
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #46 posted 11/07/06 1:14pm

Spookymuffin

evenstar3 said:

Spookymuffin said:



Hell, I turn everyone on in some way. batting eyes


batting eyes

careful...next thing fauxie's going to show up ranting and raving about being neglected. giggle


Ok. Let's flirt to hell before he comes in the room; then we'll pretend to be hoovering or something. shrug


whip
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #47 posted 11/07/06 1:15pm

Spats

evenstar3 said:

Spats said:



The way you describe things you actually turn me off the thought of sacktime. I never thought that was possible. You are a miracle.


you mean spooky doesn't turn you on even a little, spats? hmmm


No he is making me think of giving it up.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #48 posted 11/07/06 1:17pm

evenstar3

avatar

Spookymuffin said:

evenstar3 said:



batting eyes

careful...next thing fauxie's going to show up ranting and raving about being neglected. giggle


Ok. Let's flirt to hell before he comes in the room; then we'll pretend to be hoovering or something. shrug


whip


falloff okay!

spank
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #49 posted 11/07/06 1:18pm

Spookymuffin

Spats said:

evenstar3 said:



you mean spooky doesn't turn you on even a little, spats? hmmm


No he is making me think of giving it up.


lol
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #50 posted 11/07/06 1:18pm

2freaky4church
1

avatar

Somebody needs to break Dansa in. smile
All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #51 posted 11/07/06 1:18pm

evenstar3

avatar

Spats said:

evenstar3 said:



you mean spooky doesn't turn you on even a little, spats? hmmm


No he is making me think of giving it up.


omfg

Be gentle with him, spooky...
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #52 posted 11/07/06 1:19pm

Spookymuffin

evenstar3 said:

Spookymuffin said:



Ok. Let's flirt to hell before he comes in the room; then we'll pretend to be hoovering or something. shrug


whip


falloff okay!

spank


lick oral
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #53 posted 11/07/06 1:20pm

Spookymuffin

evenstar3 said:

Spats said:



No he is making me think of giving it up.


omfg

Be gentle with him, spooky...


Nah, he's better off without the sex. He might be normal.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #54 posted 11/07/06 1:20pm

CarrieMpls

Ex-Moderator

avatar

Spookymuffin said:

evenstar3 said:



batting eyes

careful...next thing fauxie's going to show up ranting and raving about being neglected. giggle


Ok. Let's flirt to hell before he comes in the room; then we'll pretend to be hoovering or something. shrug


whip


'Hoovering' is the most hilarious verb ever. You Brits crack me up.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #55 posted 11/07/06 1:22pm

Spookymuffin

CarrieMpls said:

Spookymuffin said:



Ok. Let's flirt to hell before he comes in the room; then we'll pretend to be hoovering or something. shrug


whip


'Hoovering' is the most hilarious verb ever. You Brits crack me up.


wacky
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #56 posted 11/07/06 1:22pm

something

Spats said:

evenstar3 said:



you mean spooky doesn't turn you on even a little, spats? hmmm


No he is making me think of giving it up.


falloff

you make it sound like you have a choice in the matter

didn't sacktime give up on you?






and to answer the original question....


yes
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #57 posted 11/07/06 1:22pm

evenstar3

avatar

Spookymuffin said:

evenstar3 said:



omfg

Be gentle with him, spooky...


Nah, he's better off without the sex. He might be normal.


and stop posting altogether. pray
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #58 posted 11/07/06 1:24pm

Spookymuffin

something said:

Spats said:



No he is making me think of giving it up.


falloff

you make it sound like you have a choice in the matter

didn't sacktime give up on you?






and to answer the original question....


yes


batting eyes
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #59 posted 11/07/06 1:24pm

Spats

evenstar3 said:

Spats said:



No he is making me think of giving it up.


omfg

Be gentle with him, spooky...



disbelief disbelief ill ill barf barf
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Page 2 of 5 <12345>
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
« Previous topic  Next topic »
Forums > General Discussion > The Sex Thread