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The Sex Thread Don't you have days where you simply crave it?
When punishing the purple storm trooper just won't do? When that little puppy just isn't enticing enough? I've got that now. I need to pound some flesh. I need to sheath my meat sword in a fleshy sheathe. I need to fire my arrows of joy with a purpose. I could go on, but I won't. So, anyone else feel like a fuck? | |
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Oh
Yes. The Normal Whores Club | |
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lovely metaphors  | |
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evenstar3 said: lovely metaphors
I could have done the old classics, but I prefer the new wave metaphors. This time I'm going to wank with a flesh sock. 
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Spookymuffin said: Don't you have days where you simply [b]crave it[/b]?
When punishing the purple storm trooper just won't do? When that little puppy just isn't enticing enough? I've got that now. I need to pound some flesh. I need to sheath my meat sword in a fleshy sheathe. I need to fire my arrows of joy with a purpose. I could go on, but I won't. So, anyone else feel like a fuck?  I have sex everyday!  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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FunkMistress said: Oh
Yes. Today? | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: Spookymuffin said: Don't you have days where you simply [b]crave it[/b]?
When punishing the purple storm trooper just won't do? When that little puppy just isn't enticing enough? I've got that now. I need to pound some flesh. I need to sheath my meat sword in a fleshy sheathe. I need to fire my arrows of joy with a purpose. I could go on, but I won't. So, anyone else feel like a fuck? I have sex everyday!  well I don't! I'm stuck with 249 other boys.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: FunkMistress said: Oh
Yes. Today? God, I don't even want to talk about it. It makes it worse! The Normal Whores Club | |
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That thread about talking dirty in bed DEFINITELY isn't helping! The Normal Whores Club | |
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what's this "sex" you speak of? | |
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FunkMistress said: Spookymuffin said: Today? God, I don't even want to talk about it. It makes it worse!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: what's this "sex" you speak of?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe sex is an old, Spanish galleon. Discovered by the Egyptians in the Titian era.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: I have sex everyday! well I don't! I'm stuck with 249 other boys.  
Maybe it's an idea to turn gay  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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Spookymuffin said: FunkMistress said: God, I don't even want to talk about it. It makes it worse! Perfect. You're making me feel anything BUT horny. Thanks.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: lovely metaphors
I could have done the old classics, but I prefer the new wave metaphors. This time I'm going to wank with a flesh sock.
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FunkMistress said: Spookymuffin said: Perfect. You're making me feel anything BUT horny. Thanks.  | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: Spookymuffin said: well I don't! I'm stuck with 249 other boys.
Maybe it's an idea to turn gay I tried that already.
wasn't for me. | |
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Spookymuffin said: HowComeYouDontCallme said:
Maybe it's an idea to turn gay I tried that already.
wasn't for me.  An inflatable doll maybe??The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: Spookymuffin said: I tried that already.
wasn't for me. An inflatable doll maybe??
They'd need to be human. I guess I have to settle for the monstrous amount of porn we all harbour here to prevent us all turning gay. | |
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Spookymuffin said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: An inflatable doll maybe??
They'd need to be human. I guess I have to settle for the monstrous amount of porn we all harbour here to prevent us all turning gay. Have fun baby! The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: Spookymuffin said:
They'd need to be human. I guess I have to settle for the monstrous amount of porn we all harbour here to prevent us all turning gay. Have fun baby!  I'm saving myself.
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Too bad there's not an emoticon like this:  except the eyes actually roll out of the head.
That's how hard I'm doing this right now. " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Too bad there's not an emoticon like this:
except the eyes actually roll out of the head.
That's how hard I'm doing this right now. | |
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Spookymuffin said: FruitToAttractBears said: Too bad there's not an emoticon like this:
except the eyes actually roll out of the head.
That's how hard I'm doing this right now.Haha! You are TOO easy! (not that I wasn't serious) " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Spookymuffin said: Haha! You are TOO easy! (not that I wasn't serious) I'm a one trick pony. It's either sex or nothing with me. Well, perhaps not nothing; I might give a punch in the face - but otherwise it's nothing. | |
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Spookymuffin said: FruitToAttractBears said: Haha! You are TOO easy! (not that I wasn't serious) I'm a one trick pony. It's either sex or nothing with me. Well, perhaps not nothing; I might give a punch in the face - but otherwise it's nothing. Obviously. " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Spookymuffin said: I'm a one trick pony. It's either sex or nothing with me. Well, perhaps not nothing; I might give a punch in the face - but otherwise it's nothing. Obviously. So... Do you crave a sausage today? | |
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Spookymuffin said: FruitToAttractBears said: Obviously. So... Do you crave a sausage today? Nah. Kthnx. " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Spookymuffin said: So... Do you crave a sausage today? Nah. Kthnx. | |
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No, not so much nowadays...  | |
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