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PrintablereneGade20 said: Number23 said:  Chuck Norris was very unamused by these re-writes of his jokes, roundhouse kicking Trent Reznor so hard that Trent instantly became Clay Aiken....  What an odd pair to have to duke it out  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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reneGade20 said: Number23 said: Chuck Norris was very unamused by these re-writes of his jokes, roundhouse kicking Trent Reznor so hard that Trent instantly became Clay Aiken....  we all know Jack Bauer would destroy Norris. | |
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Spookymuffin said: reneGade20 said: Chuck Norris was very unamused by these re-writes of his jokes, roundhouse kicking Trent Reznor so hard that Trent instantly became Clay Aiken.... we all know Jack Bauer would destroy Norris.JACK BAUER??? Get real!! He always looks so razzled because he can't figure out if the 24 is the number of days, hours, minutes or seconds he has to live before Chuck finds him and lets his beard kill him... on a serious note, Chuck Norris paid a USO visit to the base where I'm at in Iraq....he's a lot shorter than I expected.... ....but no less deadly dammit!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: Spookymuffin said: we all know Jack Bauer would destroy Norris.JACK BAUER??? Get real!! He always looks so razzled because he can't figure out if the 24 is the number of days, hours, minutes or seconds he has to live before Chuck finds him and lets his beard kill him... on a serious note, Chuck Norris paid a USO visit to the base where I'm at in Iraq....he's a lot shorter than I expected.... ....but no less deadly dammit!! Chuck Norris is an old codger. He needs his apple sauce and pills these days before he can kick arse. | |
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Spookymuffin said: reneGade20 said: JACK BAUER??? Get real!! He always looks so razzled because he can't figure out if the 24 is the number of days, hours, minutes or seconds he has to live before Chuck finds him and lets his beard kill him... on a serious note, Chuck Norris paid a USO visit to the base where I'm at in Iraq....he's a lot shorter than I expected.... ....but no less deadly dammit!! Chuck Norris is an old codger. He needs his apple sauce and pills these days before he can kick arse. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Spookymuffin said: reneGade20 said: JACK BAUER??? Get real!! He always looks so razzled because he can't figure out if the 24 is the number of days, hours, minutes or seconds he has to live before Chuck finds him and lets his beard kill him... on a serious note, Chuck Norris paid a USO visit to the base where I'm at in Iraq....he's a lot shorter than I expected.... ....but no less deadly dammit!! Chuck Norris is an old codger. He needs his apple sauce and pills these days before he can kick arse. Apple sauce made of TNT and razor wire....and pills of enriched weapons grade uranium....though the speed of 3 consecutive roundhouse kicks would be more than enough to reverse the earth's rotation and keep him young.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: Spookymuffin said: Chuck Norris is an old codger. He needs his apple sauce and pills these days before he can kick arse. Apple sauce made of TNT and razor wire....and pills of enriched weapons grade uranium....though the speed of 3 consecutive roundhouse kicks would be more than enough to reverse the earth's rotation and keep him young.... you think too much. | |
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Spookymuffin said: reneGade20 said: Apple sauce made of TNT and razor wire....and pills of enriched weapons grade uranium....though the speed of 3 consecutive roundhouse kicks would be more than enough to reverse the earth's rotation and keep him young.... you think too much. That's a bad thing? looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Spookymuffin said: reneGade20 said: Apple sauce made of TNT and razor wire....and pills of enriched weapons grade uranium....though the speed of 3 consecutive roundhouse kicks would be more than enough to reverse the earth's rotation and keep him young.... you think too much. no...I worship at The Church of the Almighty Chuckanites....OOOHHHHHMMMMM!!!  I bow before the power of the beard...He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: Spookymuffin said: you think too much. no...I worship at The Church of the Almighty Chuckanites....OOOHHHHHMMMMM!!! I bow before the power of the beard... | |
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reneGade20 said: Spookymuffin said: you think too much. no...I worship at The Church of the Almighty Chuckanites....OOOHHHHHMMMMM!!! I bow before the power of the beard...I dunno why everyone is so obsessed with him...Bruce Lee kicked his ass | |
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Um....helloooo Billy Blanks, duh.
Throw him in the mix and it's chaos. He's more than Taebo man you know. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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evenstar3 said: reneGade20 said: no...I worship at The Church of the Almighty Chuckanites....OOOHHHHHMMMMM!!! I bow before the power of the beard...I dunno why everyone is so obsessed with him...Bruce Lee kicked his ass That may be so....but Bruce Lee is WORM FOOD these days....isn't he?  So unless he's coming back from the dead sometime soon, he's pretty much irrelevant...He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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AnckSuNamun said: Um....helloooo Billy Blanks, duh.
Throw him in the mix and it's chaos. He's more than Taebo man you know. and tight buns too...!!!!  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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Spookymuffin said: reneGade20 said: no...I worship at The Church of the Almighty Chuckanites....OOOHHHHHMMMMM!!! I bow before the power of the beard...I'm no such thing....just a bit special....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: evenstar3 said: I dunno why everyone is so obsessed with him...Bruce Lee kicked his ass That may be so....but Bruce Lee is WORM FOOD these days....isn't he? So unless he's coming back from the dead sometime soon, he's pretty much irrelevant...But can he take Jet Li? I'm thinkin that's a, no | |
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 Everyone knows that the ultimate badass is the old man with the white hair.
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reneGade20 said: evenstar3 said: I dunno why everyone is so obsessed with him...Bruce Lee kicked his ass That may be so....but Bruce Lee is WORM FOOD these days....isn't he? So unless he's coming back from the dead sometime soon, he's pretty much irrelevant... He can take Chuck Norris's pansy ass, even though he's dead! | |
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O.k boys. It's time to get a lady in the mix
 Movie wise, I think Uma would kick all of their asses....even Bruce.  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Illustrator said: Having my grenade explode during a double date.
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AnckSuNamun said: O.k boys. It's time to get a lady in the mix
Movie wise, I think Uma would kick all of their asses....even Bruce. You're forgetting the old man with the white hair again!
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coolcat said: AnckSuNamun said: O.k boys. It's time to get a lady in the mix
Movie wise, I think Uma would kick all of their asses....even Bruce. You're forgetting the old man with the white hair again!
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evenstar3 said: reneGade20 said: That may be so....but Bruce Lee is WORM FOOD these days....isn't he? So unless he's coming back from the dead sometime soon, he's pretty much irrelevant... He can take Chuck Norris's pansy ass, even though he's dead!I don't see how.... ...did u know that Chuck Norris is already dead as well?....the Grim Reaper is just too terrified to tell him though....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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AnckSuNamun said: coolcat said: You're forgetting the old man with the white hair again!
Daryl Hannah killed him  Good point. But u gotta admit, in a straight up fight, the old farts with white hair are the best.  [Edited 11/7/06 13:42pm] | |
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AnckSuNamun said: O.k boys. It's time to get a lady in the mix
Movie wise, I think Uma would kick all of their asses....even Bruce. mmmmm.....UMA.....grrrr.... 
....no fair....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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I dont care how I die just plant me in a cardboard box and plant a tree on my head. | |
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OMG! you people need help! | |
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bjork said: OMG! you people need help!
yeah someones got to dig the hole | |
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