minneapolisgenius said:

plenty of truly horrendous stories about burn victims and what happens when you burn alive. A lot are still fully awake and coherent for a while afterward.

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

plenty of truly horrendous stories about burn victims and what happens when you burn alive. A lot are still fully awake and coherent for a while afterward.

Aye, look at Freddy Kruger.

minneapolisgenius said:

NO ONE would want to die by fire. At least not if it wasn't from smoke inhalation. My sister and brother-in-law are firefighters and they have plenty of truly horrendous stories about burn victims and what happens when you burn alive. A lot are still fully awake and coherent for a while afterward.

minneapolisgenius said:

Number23 said:

Aye, look at Freddy Kruger.

I used to think he was sexy actually.

AnckSuNamun said:

NDRU said:

Shot in the face

and I don't want an open casket funeral no matter how I die. Cremate me and scatter me in a beautiful place

I don't trust crematory places. I feel like there would be some ashes still left behind. Your urn will be missing an arm or something My distrust incresed ever since that story broke a few years back about the crematory in Georgia. The owner was too lazy and cheap to actually burn the bodies,so instead he'd just burn basic fire wood and bury the bodies out back in his yard. Hundreds of bodies were discovered. Imagine being the family and receiving basic ashes instead of the deceased member.

minneapolisgenius said:

Number23 said:

Aye, look at Freddy Kruger.

I used to think he was sexy actually.

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

I used to think he was sexy actually.

He always had a witty quip before he slaughtered someone. Women like to see a man enjoying his work.

AnckSuNamun said:

NDRU said:

Shot in the face

and I don't want an open casket funeral no matter how I die. Cremate me and scatter me in a beautiful place

I don't trust crematory places. I feel like there would be some ashes still left behind. Your urn will be missing an arm or something My distrust incresed ever since that story broke a few years back about the crematory in Georgia. The owner was too lazy and cheap to actually burn the bodies,so instead he'd just burn basic fire wood and bury the bodies out back in his yard. Hundreds of bodies were discovered. Imagine being the family and receiving basic ashes instead of the deceased member.

AnckSuNamun said:

minneapolisgenius said:

NO ONE would want to die by fire. At least not if it wasn't from smoke inhalation. My sister and brother-in-law are firefighters and they have plenty of truly horrendous stories about burn victims and what happens when you burn alive. A lot are still fully awake and coherent for a while afterward.

Yeah. Curling iron burns are painful and take days to heal.....so having my whole body in flames would just terrify me. I wonder how long it actually takes to die.

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:

He always had a witty quip before he slaughtered someone. Women like to see a man enjoying his work.

Puppies don't.

evenstar3 said:

AnckSuNamun said:

I don't trust crematory places. I feel like there would be some ashes still left behind. Your urn will be missing an arm or something My distrust incresed ever since that story broke a few years back about the crematory in Georgia. The owner was too lazy and cheap to actually burn the bodies,so instead he'd just burn basic fire wood and bury the bodies out back in his yard. Hundreds of bodies were discovered. Imagine being the family and receiving basic ashes instead of the deceased member.

that is bizarre...wouldn't putting a body in an oven be easier than digging all those holes?

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

I used to think he was sexy actually.

He always had a witty quip before he slaughtered someone. Women like to see a man enjoying his work.

Number23 said:

Spookymuffin said:

Puppies don't.

I had a laugh to myself today and thought of you. I thought of the old chuck Norris jokes and my head applied one to Trent Reznor. The one where Trent reznor's so hard that when he falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Trent Reznor. It's really not very funny written like that and i should really have made more of an effort to recreate the moment, but, well, here it is.

evenstar3 said:

AnckSuNamun said:

I don't trust crematory places. I feel like there would be some ashes still left behind. Your urn will be missing an arm or something My distrust incresed ever since that story broke a few years back about the crematory in Georgia. The owner was too lazy and cheap to actually burn the bodies,so instead he'd just burn basic fire wood and bury the bodies out back in his yard. Hundreds of bodies were discovered. Imagine being the family and receiving basic ashes instead of the deceased member.

that is bizarre...wouldn't putting a body in an oven be easier than digging all those holes?

minneapolisgenius said:

Number23 said:

He always had a witty quip before he slaughtered someone. Women like to see a man enjoying his work.

That's always such a turn-on.

AnckSuNamun said:

evenstar3 said:

that is bizarre...wouldn't putting a body in an oven be easier than digging all those holes?

http://archives.cnn.com/2...ml?related

My fault, they were just piled up behind his house, not buried.

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:

I had a laugh to myself today and thought of you. I thought of the old chuck Norris jokes and my head applied one to Trent Reznor. The one where Trent reznor's so hard that when he falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Trent Reznor. It's really not very funny written like that and i should really have made more of an effort to recreate the moment, but, well, here it is.

Bizarrely, I have done the same thing with my friends...

Trent Reznor doesn't sleep. He waits.
Trent Reznor doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

That's always such a turn-on.

Aye, Freddy Kruger. Wise-cracking, charasmatic, anti-hero childkiller peadophile. Well done, Hollywood.

Number23 said:

Spookymuffin said:

Bizarrely, I have done the same thing with my friends...

Trent Reznor doesn't sleep. He waits.
Trent Reznor doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.

minneapolisgenius said:

Number23 said:

Aye, Freddy Kruger. Wise-cracking, charasmatic, anti-hero childkiller peadophile. Well done, Hollywood.

Big money.

minneapolisgenius said:

AnckSuNamun said:

Yeah. Curling iron burns are painful and take days to heal.....so having my whole body in flames would just terrify me. I wonder how long it actually takes to die.

My sister just had a call where this guy and his wife were camping, and he threw an open can of lighter fluid on her as she was lighting a cigarette on purpose because they were arguing. Well, she went up in flames and within minutes pretty much all of her skin was gone and it was just muscle left. She was awake, and told my sister's partner what he had done, and that it was on purpose (he had said it was an accident) and now he's being tried for murder. The woman died on the way to the hospital.
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minneapolisgenius said:

Number23 said:

Aye, Freddy Kruger. Wise-cracking, charasmatic, anti-hero childkiller peadophile. Well done, Hollywood.

Big money.

AnckSuNamun said:

minneapolisgenius said:

My sister just had a call where this guy and his wife were camping, and he threw an open can of lighter fluid on her as she was lighting a cigarette on purpose because they were arguing. Well, she went up in flames and within minutes pretty much all of her skin was gone and it was just muscle left. She was awake, and told my sister's partner what he had done, and that it was on purpose (he had said it was an accident) and now he's being tried for murder. The woman died on the way to the hospital.
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that's awful. That's similar to that lady who was on Nancy Grace talking about her abusive boyfriend setting her on fire. That case was just wrong, because the lady had been asking the judge for a restraining order and she was denied. Not too long after, the boyfriend came into her workplace, threw gasoline on her and set her on fire....right there in the middle of the store. Luckily people were there to call 911.

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Big money.

The peadophile dollar. I've certainly invested wisely in paedophile products, it's where the smart money is. And if you want a hint - duct tape is the new Durex.

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Big money.

The peadophile dollar. I've certainly invested wisely in paedophile products, it's where the smart money is. And if you want a hint - duct tape is the new Durex.

minneapolisgenius said:

Number23 said:

The peadophile dollar. I've certainly invested wisely in paedophile products, it's where the smart money is. And if you want a hint - duct tape is the new Durex.

What are pea-do-philes though?

Some new sort of vegetable hybrid or something?

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

What are pea-do-philes though?

Some new sort of vegetable hybrid or something?

Beethoven was deaf.

StDrew said:

Number23 said:

Spookymuffin said:

Bizarrely, I have done the same thing with my friends...

Trent Reznor doesn't sleep. He waits.
Trent Reznor doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.